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Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 11:52 AM

You're all assholes.

Yes, tootsie rolls are awful, but not because of the tooth removal difficulty. If this argument held water, Laffy Taffy would be toward the bottom of the candy pyramid. Obviously this isn't the case, as it is one of the finer candies. Au contraire, the tootsie roll sucks because it's a bland slab of shitty flavor. This is evidenced by the fact that the fruit tootsies are phenomenal. Case closed.

In other news, candy corn does suck. That's a fact. Mysteriously enough, its pumpkin-shaped sibling is phenomenal in small doses.

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 12:10 PM

I discovered vanilla tootsie this year. It's far superior to regular tootsie.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 12:19 PM

If you like vanilla, you'll love blueberry, cherry, and even sour apple.

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 12:24 PM

So far I've had vanilla, orange, lemon, and cherry. I'll have to look into blueberry and sour apple. They sort of remind me of starburst.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 01:13 PM

you guys are a bunch of candyasses

Repugnant Abomination · 11-06-2008, 02:11 PM

I'd like to take a bite out of your candy ass...Mmm.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 02:16 PM

Its... dare I say... chocolate flavored! I went there!

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 02:27 PM

This is just one reason why tootsie rolls can all aboard the fail train:

http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...ie-roll-i86144

140 calories PER TINY FUCKING TOOTSIE ROLL

11-06-2008, 12:10 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I discovered vanilla tootsie this year. It's far superior to regular tootsie.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 12:24 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	So far I've had vanilla, orange, lemon, and cherry. I'll have to look into blueberry and sour apple. They sort of remind me of starburst.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 01:13 PM	#55 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	you guys are a bunch of candyasses
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 02:16 PM	#57 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Its... dare I say... chocolate flavored! I went there!
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 02:27 PM	#58 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This is just one reason why tootsie rolls can all aboard the fail train: http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...ie-roll-i86144 140 calories PER TINY FUCKING TOOTSIE ROLL
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 11:52 AM	#51 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	You're all assholes. Yes, tootsie rolls are awful, but not because of the tooth removal difficulty. If this argument held water, Laffy Taffy would be toward the bottom of the candy pyramid. Obviously this isn't the case, as it is one of the finer candies. Au contraire, the tootsie roll sucks because it's a bland slab of shitty flavor. This is evidenced by the fact that the fruit tootsies are phenomenal. Case closed. In other news, candy corn does suck. That's a fact. Mysteriously enough, its pumpkin-shaped sibling is phenomenal in small doses.

11-06-2008, 12:19 PM	#53 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	If you like vanilla, you'll love blueberry, cherry, and even sour apple.

11-06-2008, 02:11 PM	#56 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I'd like to take a bite out of your candy ass...Mmm.

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