Deep Kick vs BigDongedHoe

[VOL]

Deep Kick actually impressed me this time

DK-7
BDH-1

[Pliedes]

Originally posted by VOL:
Deep Kick actually impressed me this time

DK-7
BDH-1

What in the holy pope's ass is wrong with you?
How the fuck did you get those numbers?

[the_butcher]

Ummm...so, after another viewing of the bashes, I'm left to assume that BDH's asshole is still bleeding. BDH, you're a good guy, but damn. You just got fucked up the ass 47 times over then got beaten with a fucking club.

DK - 4 points
BDH - 1 point

DK - 50
BDH - 7

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright...I think we've all seen enough.

Deep Kick Wins Round Three

Totals:

Deep Kick-2
BDH-1

Deep Kick, lead off Round Four for us...you have until Tuesday night at 11:59pm to do so.

Best of luck to both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

[Combat Chuck]

Huh. I thought it was best out of 3. Have the rules changed?

[Pliedes]

No, it's always been best of 5, most have just never gone past 3.

[Combat Chuck]

Huh. I just remember when BDH's and my OST was through, it was best of 3.

It's not like I'm complaining here. This is entertaining shit. It's been quite a while since we've had an OST this good.

It's been a while since we've had an OST in general.

[Ugly Bastard]

Chuck-

BDH vs. CC was only three rounds because BDH failed to reply with his Round Four bash. You did levy four rounds of bashing, he did not.

OSTs have always been a five-round bout to my knowledge.

-Ugly Bastard

PS: Deep Kick, you've got about 7 hours left to post your Round 4, or BDH takes it down automatically.

[ProfessorNumber]

What’s that? This is a shit talk between BDH and me? Ohhhh, I completely fucking forgot. This Shit talk is about as one sided as a fight between Gary Coleman and Evander Holyfield. BDH writes insults comparable to those of pre-pubescent 6th graders. Oh hell, who am I kidding, even a 6th grader could write better insults than that ass-raping faggot. It’s fucking obvious he doesn’t know the meaning of the word “insult”, but then again, he doesn’t know the meaning of most words. In short, he’s a fucking dickface, who’s trying to insult my character and intelligence with disjointed paragraphs and trite insults (if you can even call them insults). It’s funny how he vainly tries to step up the intelligence of his posts, but all he can accomplish is sounding like a total fucking jackass.

Anyway, round 3 is over and once again, it’s a big surprise who won. Oh wait, no it’s not; I fucking kicked BDH’s bitch ass. BDH: Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before opening a floodgate upon yourself. But enough with this personal shit. We’ve both had our fun, and I’m not going to waste more time insulting the real life person that BDH is. Nonetheless, it’s not like I really need to, since his online identity is easy as shit to insult. And, let me tell you, it’s not hard to insult SHIT. It’s time for this OST to be over, and for everyone to finally realize just how much of an ass raping bitch BDH is.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
I'll fuck you up so bad you'll wish you would of never started this OST and after it's all done I'd be suprised to see another post and why? I'll tell you why, because your about one penis to short of being any sort of pimp. And your about 1,000 posts short of being anywhere close to me.

ALSO Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
OH SHIT! Everybody stop what your doing, Deep Kick is gloating about himself yet again! Believe it because it's not a lie, the guy is so fucking stuck on himself there's a good chance the tip of his fake penis is permanently cemented to his asshole!

You think I gloat too much? You’re damn fucking straight I do, and I’ll keep gloating so long as you keep posting pussy shit talks. Check the scoreboard, BITCH… Guess who’s fucking winning? It’s ridiculous how you futilely attempt to make fun of me by saying I gloat too much, when you are more than guilty of the same crime. Hell, I’ve been a member for half the time you have, and for some reason, my posts are still easily 10x more productive than your shit-filled messages. Perhaps if you didn't enjoy the sensation of typing with the end of a broom handle lodged up your ASSHOLE, we might actually detect meaning in your random posts.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
There was a time when we would make long thought out posts not ones like "fuck you, your a homo"

Also originally posted by Big dick-Sucking Hoe
yeah, fuck you

ONCE again, the irony is great, especially coming from a self-proclaimed supper nubblite member. What’s even better is how the first quote came from a super long and drawn out post, bitching about how new members were ruining Nubblies. However, I have a different theory as to how Nubblies is getting “dumber”. YOU. It’s condescending dipshits like you who mistakenly think their opinion counts for anything. You have nothing to be condescending about you ass-raper. Your posts are only humored by your online friends who feel bad for you and your ignorance. You think that being a longstanding member will automatically earn you respect? The only respect you have on this site is from fuckers like VOL who merely want acceptance. Fuck your opinions, and while we're on the subject, fuck you too. Even with 1000 posts, you are still a monkey raping dipshit. Pathetic.

Want more proof that BDH likes Jizz in his mouth?
Wow, a thread about deep throating a jizz covered zucchini or having shit on your face. I wonder who could have come up with such a blatantly queer thread? Oh wait, it’s no big surprise… It’s BDH! Too bad there isn’t a, “I’d like both done to me!!” answer, specifically for him. In order to come up with such a thread, I honestly believe that he does in fact like deep-throating zucchinis with jizz on them. Particularly if it’s his dad’s jizz. What’s next? I don’t doubt that sometime in the near future we’ll see a post by BDH, where he finally admits just how much he enjoys bestiality and raping young boys like a Catholic priest.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
If I'm to sexual then I'll change my whole style to prove i'm versatile.

Ahhhh, isn’t that cute? BDH is setting out on the magical journey of his lifetime, to prove once and for all just how versatile he is! Disney is even thinking about making a movie called "BDH’s journey to versatility".


There you have it, not only is BDH a PUSSY, a fucking IDIOT, an inept PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL, a PIECE OF SHIT, but he is also just a little BITCH in general. Try as he might, the only thing he proves when he posts a message, is his own stupidity. Truly Fucking Pathetic.

[Ugly Bastard]

Good to see. Round Four is halfway done.

BDH, you have until Friday night at 11:59pm to post your Round Four bash, or Deep Kick wins the Round, and thus the OST.

Will this go to 5? Stay tuned...

-Ugly Bastard

[BigDongedHoe]

You know it's funny how you can sit here and post all of these previous quotes I've had. I mean I was only what? The 6th member to join the board? I have 1140 posts which is a plethora of places to find grammatical errors and contradictions. I've contradicted myself on here I will admit but in all honesty who the fuck hasn't? You contradict yourself more than nearly anyone else on the board however.

I figured I would go back to your old posts and find some things to use against you such as this post right here which could possibly be the only post on nubblies to never be replied to. I mean what a fucking waste of post count, that was about the equivalent to seeing Vol's name pop up in a thread except you took a whole fucking thread just to do it.

As we venture on into your many worthless, aimless, hopeless, and homosexual posts on here I came across quite possibly the pussiest act in Nubblies history. I want EVERYONE to pay good fucking attention to this to show not only how fucking gay ProfessorNumber is but also what a pussy he is as well. PROFESSOR NUMBER IS A DOUCHEBAG!

You know I figured I would go and find things to use against you, some previous quotes or something of the sort, so I go back to the 4th page of Reviews and see a thread entitled "Stupid Kid" so I figured it was obviously another one of your piece of shit threads you start as fucking always and what do I see? You editing all of your posts in the thread, not only did you edit all of them but also edited them on October 18, 2003. Right around the time we started our OST.

Originally posted by Professor Number:
you fucking pussy ass bitch

How in the name of fuck can you call me a pussy when your not even man enough to keep your own posts on the fucking board. That was the biggest display of pussyiness I've ever seen in my whole life you fucking coward. Since you feel like you made a good remark with Evander Holyfield why don't you just stoop as low as Tyson and bite my ear while your at it shit-face. I mean who in the fuck do you think you are? We might as well call you Tonguegina for not accepting the OST challenge with Gander.

Do any of you want more proof of what an ass-craving, nut-tasting, choad licking homosexual this bitch is. How about that fact that he has at least 4 characters we know of. Those include of course: Deep Kick, ProfessorNumber, and Super Electric Boy. You may think to yourself "who in the fuck is left?". I'll fucking tell you who the mother fucker was it was Hehe. Yes the man with the most homosexual name on the board. Just look at what a fucking loser you are for even coming up with a name like that? As soon as someone see's that or comes by that name what is the first thought that comes to mind? I know what it was for me: Closet Homosexual

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:

When you were old enough to realize what homosexuality was, did you ever question your sexuality?

I know for a fact that I didn't. What I'm getting at, is that sexual prefence was never really a question for me. I've always been attracted to females for as long as I can remember.

Haha, I'll bet you having one (and probably your only) shot at having sex with a very attractive female that your fucking lying there. I know I'll be safe for the fact that your a fucking homosexual, and really aren't attracted to women at all. The fact that you even came up with the name Hehe makes me wonder where it came from? My best guess is one night whilst bending a male over a computer room chair you decided to thrust your penis into his anus with over powering force all the while he is panting and saying "hehe". Fag's like you make me sick.

Your a fucking jew PN, and you proved that over and over again. Trying to OST with you is like OST'ing Rubber Ducky, you say the same fucking thing over and over again and there's really not much to use against you. The difference is with him it's because he says the same fucking thing over and over again. With you, you delete what you say and pussy out(literally).

[ October 25, 2003, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Ugly Bastard]

This Round brought me great joy. There was no bullshit, very pure, to-the-point bashes here.

Unfortunetly for Deep Kick, I felt BDH's bash was better than his. BDH took the time to go back in the archives and find some good relevant shit to bash with...that was huge.

BDH-4
DK-1

Let's see the votes...

-Ugly Bastard

[victim]

Deep Kick had a strong bash... and personally I found BDH's counter mostly rambling and incoherent... BUT... the fact that Deep went back and deleted all his old posts to prevent BDH from digging up dirt is deplorable pussery. He should not win this round, simply because of that. He should be shot in the face instead.

BDH-4
DK-1

Total:

BDH-8
DK-2

[Orgazmo]

I thought they were pretty even...for the most part. PN's was funnier to me...the line about "BDH's journey to versatility"...yeah, that needs to go into museum of hilarious quotes somewhere; however, BDH made a huge score by combatting the pussy calling with the deletion of posts as the OST began. That single point gives BDH the edge in my eyes.

Unfortunately, there were parts of Mr. H's bash that I didn't understand, no matter how many times I read it. It could have been one of those things where I just was reading it in the wrong tone...or emphasizing the wrong part...but I just couldn't make it make sense...

He still gets the advantage, but by the slimmest of margins, 3/2.

PN: 4
BDH: 11

[ October 25, 2003, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

[StabMaster Arson]

bdh gets the point because of PN's deplorable deletions.

pn- 6
bdh- 14

[fat_retard]

I thought both posts were good, but BDH brought up alot of points that just make PN's post seem a little weaker.
My Vote:
PN/DK:2
BDH:3

Total:
PN: 8
BDH: 17

[ October 25, 2003, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: fat_retard ]

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH-17
DK-8

(bump)

-Ugly Bastard

[Alpha]

BDH - 4
DK - 1

BDH 21
DK 9

[Pliedes]

BDH by a decent margin.

BDH - 3
PN/DK - 2

BDH - 24
PN/DK - 11

[BrassMonkees]

Why would you go back and delete your prvs posts? to make BDH's argument weaker? Thats so gay. His isn't that amazing and you might have been able to get by without it. But you're a homo like that, so BDH gets the 3/2

BDH - 27
PN - 13

[VOL]

BDH- 5
Deep Kick-0

very nice use of terms and insults BDH.well done

TOTAL:
BDH- 36
whoever he is- 14

[Saint DH]

PN did quite possibly the pussiest thing I've ever seen in the history of Nubblies.

BDH - 4
PN - 1

Total:
BDH - 31
PN - 14

[ October 26, 2003, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[buckeye]

BDH-5
PN-0

What type of fucking pussy deletes his posts before an OST? That is the lowest fucking way to gain an advantage, it shows that he is not only worried about losing the OST, but he has no faith in the quality, and credibility of his posts. Seriously PN talks so much shit about how good he is yet he has to delete his posts so that he can win, he should change his name to Sally, or Mary, that way he can have credibility in sewing circles. In my opinion he should be disqualified for doing this.

TOTAL:
BDH- 41
PN- 14

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright. That's it for Round Four.

BDH Wins Round Four

Round Totals:

BDH-2
DK-2

BDH, since you won Round Four, you will be leading off Round Five.

You have until Friday night at 11:59pm to do so.

Best of luck to both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

[BigDongedHoe]

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