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Carnivorous Flavor · 10-21-2005, 09:06 PM

please tell me more about the cock monger known as schroeder.

Niger Angelus · 10-25-2005, 12:56 AM

I put people in my phone that I don't want in there when they are beside me to be nice. However, when they leave I change the name to 'Do not answer no. ____' It is a great way to screen calls.

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 01:29 AM

I like to throw my cigarettes away in trash cans in the hopes that they will catch fire.

I enjoy ripping small trees out of the ground that have just been planted.

I steal people's shampoo that gets left in the showers, because I'm too cheap to buy my own.

I also like spitting into fans when someone's standing down wind from it.

Ironic Mustache · 10-25-2005, 01:32 PM

I fart into the fan and then dutch oven Ironic Mustache Top Team.

MAGICLIT · 10-25-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
I put people in my phone that I don't want in there when they are beside me to be nice. However, when they leave I change the name to 'Do not answer no. ____' It is a great way to screen calls.

I do this too, I wish I had more balls to say "I do not wish to carry a conversation with you ever again throughout the entirety of my life" but sadly, my kindheartedness gets the best of me.

Niger Angelus · 10-25-2005, 04:28 PM

I can relate.

MAGICLIT · 10-26-2005, 01:18 PM

I know.

theMerciless1 · 10-26-2005, 04:53 PM

i dutch oven my cat on a regular basis. he is now cross-eyed.

Ironic Mustache · 10-26-2005, 06:28 PM

As a result of the dutch ovening?

Ironic Mustache · 10-26-2005, 06:52 PM

SCotD:

I drink between 1-4 beers every day during lunch at work.

theMerciless1 · 10-26-2005, 08:15 PM

I was supposed to have a visit from the cable guy the other day after waiting a week for a fuckin appointment. apparently they only call and dont ring the bell. Deven was home and i was at work so i didnt answer the phone. this douche left a message saying that lthere was no answer so he was cancelling the appontment.
i called back and the fucker hung up on me.
he called from a cell phone.
I now call this fuck at all hours of the night and day cursing him out in an egyptian accent.
i call him a fat bitch and a zherkoff and gets all fired up saying he's gonna trace the call.
fuck him, anybody else want the number?

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2005, 08:20 PM

Yes. I do. Post it. Post it now.

theMerciless1 · 10-26-2005, 08:24 PM

dont mention the cable thing. he has my # and address.
201.954.3517

Beebs · 10-26-2005, 08:44 PM

Well obviously somebody will now mention the cable thing.

10-26-2005, 10:02 PM

I got his voicemail and said:

"Yo dude, it's Brian... get back at me ASAP dude I got something I gotta tell you, peace."

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-26-2005, 10:11 PM

im calling th e cable guy now.

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-26-2005, 10:16 PM

heres a recap of my call...

voicemail opens. i put on my best scottish brogue...

"fahn-cee prahnce yoo-nee-corn. fancy prance unicorn.....unicorn? fahn-cee prahnce yoo-nee-corn."

Niger Angelus · 10-31-2005, 11:32 PM

That test I posted about, that is forever in internet black-holeage, yeah; I am sure I bombed it. Eh, shit happens.

Niger Angelus · 11-02-2005, 04:35 PM

I am a HUGE fan of tits and ass.

Niger Angelus · 11-14-2005, 10:38 AM

I have not been up this early for a very, very long time. Maybe even a year or two.

theMerciless1 · 11-14-2005, 03:28 PM

saturday night i...
got belligerently drunk at my old job and made everyone uncomfortable.
rang my neighbors bells for 10 minutes straight in the middle of the night.
bit someone.
vomited in my bed.

Mars Man · 11-14-2005, 03:51 PM

You sir, are beginning to sound a lot like Ironic Mustache...

theMerciless1 · 11-14-2005, 06:02 PM

as long as i dont start looking like him.

theMerciless1 · 11-15-2005, 03:47 PM

also i was told last night that i tried to pull down my pants and shit in my hallway

MAGICLIT · 11-15-2005, 06:44 PM

you fuckin rule Zev.

10-21-2005, 09:06 PM	#1326 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	please tell me more about the cock monger known as schroeder.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-25-2005, 12:56 AM	#1327 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I put people in my phone that I don't want in there when they are beside me to be nice. However, when they leave I change the name to 'Do not answer no. ____' It is a great way to screen calls.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-25-2005, 01:29 AM	#1328 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I like to throw my cigarettes away in trash cans in the hopes that they will catch fire. I enjoy ripping small trees out of the ground that have just been planted. I steal people's shampoo that gets left in the showers, because I'm too cheap to buy my own. I also like spitting into fans when someone's standing down wind from it.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 01:32 PM	#1329 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I fart into the fan and then dutch oven Ironic Mustache Top Team.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-25-2005, 04:28 PM	#1331 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I can relate.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-26-2005, 01:18 PM	#1332 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I know.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-26-2005, 04:53 PM	#1333 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i dutch oven my cat on a regular basis. he is now cross-eyed.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

10-26-2005, 06:28 PM	#1334 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	As a result of the dutch ovening?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 06:52 PM	#1335 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	SCotD: I drink between 1-4 beers every day during lunch at work.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 08:15 PM	#1336 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	I was supposed to have a visit from the cable guy the other day after waiting a week for a fuckin appointment. apparently they only call and dont ring the bell. Deven was home and i was at work so i didnt answer the phone. this douche left a message saying that lthere was no answer so he was cancelling the appontment. i called back and the fucker hung up on me. he called from a cell phone. I now call this fuck at all hours of the night and day cursing him out in an egyptian accent. i call him a fat bitch and a zherkoff and gets all fired up saying he's gonna trace the call. fuck him, anybody else want the number?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

10-26-2005, 08:20 PM	#1337 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yes. I do. Post it. Post it now.

10-26-2005, 08:24 PM	#1338 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	dont mention the cable thing. he has my # and address. 201.954.3517
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

10-26-2005, 08:44 PM	#1339 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Well obviously somebody will now mention the cable thing.

10-26-2005, 10:02 PM	#1340 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I got his voicemail and said: "Yo dude, it's Brian... get back at me ASAP dude I got something I gotta tell you, peace."
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

10-26-2005, 10:11 PM	#1341 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	im calling th e cable guy now.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-26-2005, 10:16 PM	#1342 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	heres a recap of my call... voicemail opens. i put on my best scottish brogue... "fahn-cee prahnce yoo-nee-corn. fancy prance unicorn.....unicorn? fahn-cee prahnce yoo-nee-corn."
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-31-2005, 11:32 PM	#1343 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That test I posted about, that is forever in internet black-holeage, yeah; I am sure I bombed it. Eh, shit happens.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-02-2005, 04:35 PM	#1344 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I am a HUGE fan of tits and ass.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-14-2005, 10:38 AM	#1345 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I have not been up this early for a very, very long time. Maybe even a year or two.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-14-2005, 03:28 PM	#1346 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	saturday night i... got belligerently drunk at my old job and made everyone uncomfortable. rang my neighbors bells for 10 minutes straight in the middle of the night. bit someone. vomited in my bed.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-14-2005, 03:51 PM	#1347 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	You sir, are beginning to sound a lot like Ironic Mustache...

11-14-2005, 06:02 PM	#1348 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	as long as i dont start looking like him.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-15-2005, 03:47 PM	#1349 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	also i was told last night that i tried to pull down my pants and shit in my hallway
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-15-2005, 06:44 PM	#1350 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	you fuckin rule Zev.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.