Deep Kick vs BigDongedHoe

[Orgazmo]

Looks like the board fucked up...sorry about that. Kinda sucks...we'll take solice in the fact that your bash wasn't too good anyway (I jest).

So yeah, if you wanna make it again sometime very soon and post it, I think we should allow it even though it'd technically be past the deadline (considering it wasn't your fault and all...). Of course, the final decision is Ugly's, since he's the moderator of this bash...but, unless he says otherwise, assume this is okay.

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH-

You have until Monday night at 11:59pm to get your bash up here. You've had more than enough time to edit the board's error.

If you don't fix your post by then, we accept what is already up as your Round Five bash, thus basically giving Deep Kick the win.

Let's finish this.

-Ugly Bastard

[BigDongedHoe]

Professor Number not only did I call you a pussy, I backed that up with conclusive evidence of what a fucking douchebag you really are. You preformed the ultimate act of pussyiness. Repeatedly I called you a pussy and I provided it with fucking evidence that you are one. Yet you haven't shown one fucking thing to prove yourself yet, where's the credibility fuck-nut? Your a little pussy PN hiding behind different alias' and looking for acceptance on the board.

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
ONCE again, the irony is great, especially coming from a self-proclaimed supper nubblite member. What’s even better is how the first quote came from a super long and drawn out post, bitching about how new members were ruining Nubblies. However, I have a different theory as to how Nubblies is getting “dumber”. YOU. It’s condescending dipshits like you who mistakenly think their opinion counts for anything. You have nothing to be condescending about you ass-raper. Your posts are only humored by your online friends who feel bad for you and your ignorance. You think that being a longstanding member will automatically earn you respect? The only respect you have on this site is from fuckers like VOL who merely want acceptance. Fuck your opinions, and while we're on the subject, fuck you too. Even with 1000 posts, you are still a monkey raping dipshit. Pathetic.

Oh is that so Professor Number, you're telling me what I post isn't humerous? I'll show you fucking humerous, but before I do that I think I'm going to own you for a little while longer. Yeah that's right male g-spot feeler, I plan on prolonging the murder. You say the only people who respect me are fuckers like VOL who are trying to gain acceptance? Then what in the name of fuck are you trying to do by creating different alias' and changing your personality on here repeatedly? Bashing Nubblies on your personal website yet still come here to post everyday? What the fuck is that PN, just a bunch of posting? Fuck no it's you knowing you aren't accepted so you have to constantly change things in hope that people will finally enjoy one of your characters. You've always been worthless to the board and no matter how many times you re-create you always will be worthless fag. The only thing you'll be remembered for is the little bitch who edited his posts because he was scared of losing an OST.

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Wow, a thread about deep throating a jizz covered zucchini or having shit on your face. I wonder who could have come up with such a blatantly queer thread? Oh wait, it’s no big surprise… It’s BDH!

So let me get this straight, you're trying to use a "This or That" thread as a bash? Are you that fucking stupid PN or do I really need to point it out. By your same logic we could say that Orgazmo (quite possibly the highest respected member on nubblies) likes to eat bloody vagina because of this thread right here. Your a fucking idiot, that was a huge waste of bashing right there.

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
It’s time for this OST to be over

I couldn't agree anymore with you ProfessorNumber. So with this I will present to you the cold-blooded evidence of how homosexual PN truly is. This whole time we've slinged shit back in forth about each other being gay. However whilst searching Google I found a few high quality .mpeg's that everyone will clearly see is yourself and I. Much like the times I called you a pussy and backed it up, I'm going to call you a fucking flambing homosexual and prove it as well.

Video of Myself and ProfessorNumber (could take 1-2 min. if you have dial-up)

Right there is the fucking truth of what you are. So stop the fucking pretending and put the gay-pride flag by your name because I just fucking proved what you are bitch. So you can rant off some more of the same bullshit you've said this whole time but until you come up with evidence (like I have) then it's exactly what I said it is: BULLSHIT

It's pieces of shit like you that think you gain respect overnight, I have news for you asshole: You were never even a threat in this OST CUNT!

[ November 03, 2003, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Tits.

Okay, alright then.

Deep Kick, you have until Thursday night at 11:59pm to reply with your Round Five bash, or BDH automatically wins the Round, and thus the bash.

-Ugly Bastard

[ProfessorNumber]

BDH: It’s fucking incredible how you can open your shit talk with a paragraph saying that I don’t back anything up. I’ve backed up every fucking statement I’ve made, and in the process I have made you look like the biggest ass fucking piece-of-shit. I’ve made you look like the biggest pussy on Nubblies, and you fucking know it. Hell, everyone knows it. Your pussy poems, your queer ass rants, and your sad attempts to question my sexuality all equate to one thing: You’re a fucking dirty jew who doesn’t know when to stop, nor when he is FUCKING BEATEN.

Then you say I’m digging up old posts? Well guess what uncle fucker… you’re damn fucking right I’m using old posts against you. If I were OST’ing anyone else, I wouldn’t have been able to do this. Why? Because NO ONE has as many fucking-idiotic posts as you do. You make things too fucking easy.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
You know I figured I would go and find things to use against you, some previous quotes or something of the sort, so I go back to the 4th page of Reviews and see a thread entitled "Stupid Kid" so I figured it was obviously another one of your piece of shit threads you start as fucking always and what do I see? You editing all of your posts in the thread, not only did you edit all of them but also edited them on October 18, 2003. Right around the time we started our OST.

Hell yes I deleted all of those posts, and I’m not going to deny it for one second. It’s called strategy, fucker. In fact, I laughed the entire time while I was deleting them, thinking about how you were going to moan and cry like a whore when you found out that you had nothing to use against me. Deleting my posts makes me a pussy? Hardly. As I already said, it’s called strategy. Even though you are a fucking idiot, I knew that sooner or later you would catch on and attempt to use my own methods against me. Too fucking bad. You can’t beat me at my own game, bitch.

It’s mind-blowing that a faggot like you has the nerve to call me a pussy. You are the bitch who brags about listening to songs like "Save Yourself", and writes incoherent statements about love. It truly amazes me how you can write such utter bullshit, then turn right around and call me a pussy. Nice try faggot, but don’t think for ONE second that no one sees through you. Everyone knows that you are a pussy, and nothing can change that. I’ve proved it time and time again, and by now, no one will ever think of you the same.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
Do any of you want more proof of what an ass-craving, nut-tasting, choad licking homosexual this bitch is. How about that fact that he has at least 4 characters we know of. Those include of course: Deep Kick, ProfessorNumber, and Super Electric Boy. You may think to yourself "who in the fuck is left?". I'll fucking tell you who the mother fucker was it was Hehe. Yes the man with the most homosexual name on the board. Just look at what a fucking loser you are for even coming up with a name like that? As soon as someone see's that or comes by that name what is the first thought that comes to mind? I know what it was for me: Closet Homosexual

Excuse me? You think that editing one of YOUR accounts so that it has my name in it will win you this OST? You horse-fucking piece of shit, what you did was far pussier than ANYTHING I have ever done. There is no doubt in my mind that the account you posted belongs to YOU. The fact that you had the fucking rudeness to post MY real name in YOUR account, so that you might make fun of me, is quite possibly the most deplorable thing I have ever seen on this forum. I’ve always known that you are quite possibly the stupidest fuck-face on this board; it is common knowledge. So, I usually don’t bother using it as an insult against you. But this feeble attempt at an attack left me in amazement. Do you realize that all you did by posting that account was prove that YOU have multiple accounts? How fucking stupid could you get? Congratulations, you have officially shot yourself in the foot. Not only that, but changing YOUR account so that it insults me, is CERTAINLY pussier than deleting old posts. Rot in Hell you fucking bitch ass faggot.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
Oh is that so Professor Number, you're telling me what I post isn't humerous? I'll show you fucking humerous, but before I do that I think I'm going to own you for a little while longer. Yeah that's right male g-spot feeler, I plan on prolonging the murder. You say the only people who respect me are fuckers like VOL who are trying to gain acceptance? Then what in the name of fuck are you trying to do by creating different alias' and changing your personality on here repeatedly? Bashing Nubblies on your personal website yet still come here to post everyday? What the fuck is that PN, just a bunch of posting? Fuck no it's you knowing you aren't accepted so you have to constantly change things in hope that people will finally enjoy one of your characters. You've always been worthless to the board and no matter how many times you re-create you always will be worthless fag. The only thing you'll be remembered for is the little bitch who edited his posts because he was scared of losing an OST.

*Yawn… What’s that? Are you done writing filler-bullshit yet?
Honestly, could you get any stupider? I never said you were humerous, you fucking brain-dead cock gobbler. I said, people humor your posts because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. Damn, I guess I gave you too much credit in assuming that you knew what humor (in that context) meant. What’s even worse is how you drone on and on about how you are going to “own” me? What in the bloody fucking hell? Is that a phrase you heard from one of your QUEER ass homosexual bondage films? I don’t doubt that you do watch such films, after all, you are a sick fuck who likes to rape little kids.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
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Originally posted by ProfessorNumber
When you were old enough to realize what homosexuality was, did you ever question your sexuality?

I know for a fact that I didn't. What I'm getting at, is that sexual prefence was never really a question for me. I've always been attracted to females for as long as I can remember.

Haha, I'll bet you having one (and probably your only) shot at having sex with a very attractive female that your fucking lying there. I know I'll be safe for the fact that your a fucking homosexual, and really aren't attracted to women at all. The fact that you even came up with the name Hehe makes me wonder where it came from? My best guess is one night whilst bending a male over a computer room chair you decided to thrust your penis into his anus with over powering force all the while he is panting and saying "hehe". Fag's like you make me sick.

Your a fucking jew PN, and you proved that over and over again. Trying to OST with you is like OST'ing Rubber Ducky, you say the same fucking thing over and over again and there's really not much to use against you. The difference is with him it's because he says the same fucking thing over and over again. With you, you delete what you say and pussy out(literally).
</font>[/quote]When I read this, I wasn’t sure if he was being serious or not. It’s funny how he futilely tries to insult me over a paragraph that he FUCKING PRAISED HIMSELF. That’s right folks, this cock devouring fool thinks that he can insult me over something that he agrees with. It’s funny, how anyone could be so STUPID as to forget that they just FUCKING agreed with me on that same point. Then, to make matters worse for himself he writes what might just be the most nonsensical paragraph I have seen in this ENTIRE ost. Just read the first sentence of the second paragraph in that quote, and try to decipher meaning from it. I for one cannot understand what he is trying to say. My best guess is that he is being a hypocritical dick-sucker, as usual. Read the quote below, and realize just how much of a fucking dirty jew BDH is.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
I think Professor brought up a good point. When you were 12 and 13 years old did you conciously make a choice to be straight? No you didn't, and I didn't either. We were just born that way to notice women. I knew females turned me on as soon as I was old enough to understand homosexuality.

The writing is on the wall, bitch. Isn’t it great how he agrees with me, and then tries to turn my own point against me? That my friends, is not only a pussy thing to do, it’s downright stupid.

Originally posted by Big Dick-Sucking Hoe
B) I have a cousin that is homosexual, he dated girls in high school and plainly found himself unhappy and uncomfortable. His gay buddy was actually married before my cousin and he got together. He was married for 10 years and had a kid and could not figure out why he was so unhappy. He then found himself to be gay, now let me ask you do you think him being gay was a choice there? He all of a sudden thought "shit I'll be gay!" There is no fucking way that's the case, he was genetically wired to be gay and had a hard time dealing with that concept and a hard time finding it as well.

Hmm… Sounds to me like someone is trying to hide behind the identity of their “cousin”. Cut the bullshit, I think it’s pretty obvious that you are referring to yourself. It’s funny how you use your “cousin” as a vail of secrecy to hide your blatant homosexuality behind. Trust me, NO ONE believes for even a second that you have a gay cousin. EVERYONE knows that you are in truth referring to yourself; throughout this OST, you have proved that fact time and time again.

Originally posted by Amret
We go back to the dorm room, and he is basically in tears, he says “You have to play me again, I can’t pay all this.” So I am kind of pissed off that he would even say that, but I say “I will play for $150 and that is it, if you win, we will keep playing.” You guessed it, he lost, and I called it quits. He tells me he doesn’t even have $300. I asked him about the $300 he has in his checking account, he said “I lied so you would keep playing.”

Now, ask yourself, what kind of a dirty jew would do such a thing? Or, for that matter, what kind of a fucking dipshit would get himself that deep in the hole?

Originally posted by Amret
To answer UB the cerain jew is BDH

I think he should pay around $300 because he said he had the $300, when he actually lied about it...

That’s right, it was Nubblies biggest fuckface, BDH. I honestly couldn’t stop laughing when I found out that BDH lost $800 over a ping-pong game, and then almost cried like a little girl. He couldn’t even accept defeat like a man; that my friends, is truly pussy.

I honestly laughed when I saw BDH’s flash movie. Hell, I thought of making my own, but I realized that it’s just not worth wasting that much time. Not only that, but seriously, that film isn’t going to change anyone’s opinion. Oh, and guess what? Remember that scene where BDH [fakes] getting a boner over Brittany Spears? Well I found some more pictures of that “Brittany Spears”, that BDH was popping a boner to. This is the "Brittany Spears" that BDH wacks off his non-existant dick to.. That’s right folks, BDH actually masturbates to guys; I kid you not.

By the way, I too did a google search for “ass kicking,” and guess what I found? A flash movie depicting BDH getting what he deserves. Here it is:BDH getting the living fuck slapped out of him.

So, in conclusion, lets review what BDH has done to make an ass out of himself, during this OST. First, he moans and whines about how I’m getting too personal when I post a paragraph that I found on Nubblies. Then, in a later round, when he realizes that he has nothing left to insult me with, he attacks my real life identity. This was truly fucking pathetic, and it left me with little choice other than to force him to bite the fucking curb. My personal attack tore him to fucking shreds, and destroyed any dignity that he might have had before this OST. After that bout, he tries to call me a “fag” by editing one of HIS multiple accounts, so that it includes MY real name. This is almost as pussy as attacking my real life persona. When push came to shove, all BDH proved is how much of a little bitch he is. I can’t think of any other Nubblies member who would stoop to such a low level of attacks as BDH did throughout this OST. Truly Fucking Pathetic.

*Edited to fix links

[ November 04, 2003, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

[victim]

Deep Kick: 4
BDH: 1

It was just better... plain and simple.

[Orgazmo]

I agree, but BDH's flash video made me laugh quite a bit.

Better shit talking? BDH
Better logic talking? DK

Unfortunately for BDH, his logic talking was quite a few steps better than BDH's, whilst BDH's shit talking wasn't too much better than DK's. He gets the swing point.

DK: 7
BDH: 3

[Pliedes]

I agree with Orgazmo on the shit-talking vs. logic. Honestly, both video's sucked. But the boy-brittney find was fairly humorous.

Deep Kick; 3
BDH: 2

Totals:
Deep Kick: 10
BDH: 5

[tonguegina]

BDH: 3
Deep Kick: 2

Totals:
Deep Kick: 12
BDH: 8

[Schroeder]

Deep Kick deleted old posts. That's low. I wouldn't even do that in an OST.
BDH: 5
Deep Kick: 0

Totals:
Deep Kick: 12
BDH : 13

[Ugly Bastard]

This is sensitive for me.

When I read BDH's post, I thought there was no way that Deep Kick stood a snowball's chance in hell of winning the OST. But, he came back and composed one of the best bashes I've ever seen.

This has been five rounds of pure joy for us readers. I commend you both very highly on your work, it's been a good battle, and fun to moderate.

Voting For Round Five, and thus the OST ends on Friday night at 11:59pm. At this time, whoever is in the lead, is the winner.

My vote: BDH-2 DK-3

BDH-15
DK-15

-Ugly Bastard

[StabMaster Arson]

BDH gets the one-pointer by the slimmest of margins.

BDH-18
DK-17

[buckeye]

Its still pretty gay how PN has to change his name multiple times, edit his posts to gain an advantage in this OST. BDH is correct in saying he cant back his shit up, hell why else would you edit your posts, obviously PN knew he was being a refuck in the posts, and realized he couldnt back up anything he said.

BDH-4
PN-1

BDH-22
DK-18

[BrassMonkees]

I agree with buckeye. Its not strategy to delete your old posts, its called being a homosexual. And you PN are a homosexual. Plus BDH's flash thing was hilarious, very creative.

BDH-4
PN-1

BDH-26
DK-19

[Saint DH]

Yeah it's a pussy strategy if it's strategy at all. Also, I don't think BDH made the account hehe, I think PN just made that up to cover himself...

BDH - 3
PN - 2

Total:
BDH - 29
PN - 21

[Trout Sniffer]

I think they were pretty even and I would probably have given BDH the extra point. However, due to the fact that DK edited his old posts, I have to take a point away from him and give it to BDH.

BDH - 4
PN/DK - 1

BDH - 33
PN/DK - 22

[VOL]

no explanation needed

BDH-3
DK-2

BDH-36
DK-24

[victim]

I don't know where Ugly Bastard ran off too, but since he hasn't fulfilled his duties yet... I'll just end this sexbear.

Voting for Round Five has ended

BDH-36
DK-24

BDH wins round 5

BDH wins the OST, 3-2

Fin.