Fantasy Football 2012

[Orgazmo]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Señores,

If we can get 5 total sign-ups to our Nubblies league at DraftDay we can all enter a $2,500 freeroll this weekend. It's not a huge deal but it is fun and possible free money. If you already have a DraftDay account you should be able to join the league pretty quickly through the link above.

League name: Sexbear Central
Password: sexbear1

I'm in.

[BigDongedHoe]

I reluctantly loaned my 100 dollars to Gaz for the 2012 nfl regular season. It will be good to get that back plus you suckers money.

[BigDongedHoe]

Wow all of your teams suck compared to mine. A dominating preformance by the Rockets in Week 1 isn't suprising to me.

Next year you all won't have to be so bitchy about me paying my $100.00 in time since it'll be coming back my way shortly.

[f3lix]

Your team would have been much worse if you had not been such a slut by having it auto-draft.

[BigDongedHoe]

I sense a jealous connotation in your post.... not that I blame you.

It's awesome to be a Red Rocket

[Orgazmo]

More like the Sucks Cockets imo

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH, how's your walk with the Lord going?

[BigDongedHoe]

You sound like a media member covering Tim Tebow. God has nothing to do with your teams inadequacies.

[thekremlin]

UB, you have no TEs. I have 3. WHY YOU BEING SUCH A JERK, JERK?

[Ugly Bastard]

Jared Cook =/ no TEs. We can put a wager on his performance for the remainder of the year if you doubt this.

[Orgazmo]

Pick Three:

Julio Jones
DeSean Jackson
Brandon LaFell
Randy Moss
Greg Jennings
Kevin Ogletree

BE QUICK, TIME IS ALMOST OUT, HELP

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Julio Jones
DeSean Jackson
Greg Jennings

[Orgazmo]

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

gazmo, please accept my trade offer by 8 pm.

[Orgazmo]

I reject.

I love Julio way too much to consider that. He's the #2 WR imo. And Rivers isn't all that much better than what I have right now.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

but you like Rivers...

That negro you have starting will soon be playing backup.

Rofl at #2.. Sell high, friend.

[Orgazmo]

I do like Rivers, but I'm also realistic. Fanboyism must take a back seat to Fantasy Football.

[thekremlin]

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[Ugly Bastard]

f3lix waits 3 weeks to dump his 4th overall pick to get ahold of the 11th overall pick averaging 90 all purpose yards and 1/3rd of a touchdown per game this year.

You, sir, are truly terrible at this stuff.

[f3lix]

Don't be jelly that Aaron Rodgers doesn't start for my team.

Besides, it was you who stated that I shouldn't have drafted Rodgers so high, since we voted to make QBs worthless.

[f3lix]

I was going to ask for the undefeated owners to post their name in a list, but then I realized I'm the only one.

[Saint DH]

Originally Posted by f3lix

Besides, it was you who stated that I shouldn't have drafted Rodgers so high, since we voted to make QBs worthless.

Speak for yourself, my QB has been one of the top three scoring players on my team each week.

[f3lix]

f3nominal Punishes Tremendous Titties, Moves Into First

f3nominal (3-0) 97.32
Tremendous Titties (1-2) 60.56

f3nominal earned their third win in a row when they dismantled Tremendous Titties 97.32 - 60.56. They were led by Robert Griffin III who had 22.92 points and Nate Washington who had 17.20. Adding insult to injury, Tremendous Titties got zero points from the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense. Tremendous Titties falls to ninth place with a 1-2 record. f3nominal remains unbeaten and in first place having also blown through Moralfag Blondhaters (103.86 - 78.86) and Ugly's Humping Bears (94.98 - 43.62).

f3nominal Smooth Moves

Robert Griffin III had 22.92 points, the fourth-highest QB score of the week and the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
Benched Aaron Rodgers, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 6.16 points.
Nate Washington had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 17.20 points.
The 13.00 points scored by Robbie Gould were a season-high.
f3nominal won despite having only 3 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

mostly black guys (2-1, 301.06 points) defeated The Hymen Crushers (2-1, 314.52 points) 105.76 - 87.46, led by Ray Rice with 21.00 points and the New York Giants Defense who had 18.00. mostly black guys came into the Sunday games already in front 31.30 - 12.26. They lost the handle after the early Sunday games and trailed 72.36 - 61.20. mostly black guys took the lead back during the late Sunday games, thanks to 12.70 points from Antonio Brown. They would hold the lead until the end.
mostly black guys Smooth Moves

• The New York Giants Defense had 18.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the fourth-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
• Picked up Martellus Bennett, who beat his scoring projection by 77.6%, with 13.30 points against a projected 7.49.
• Antonio Brown had his highest output of the season with 12.70 points against a projected 9.18 and has now overachieved in every game this season.
• With 12.10 points against a projected 9.61, Stevie Johnson had his highest output of the season and has now overachieved in every game this season.
• With 21.00 points, Ray Rice ranked fourth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.

The Hymen Crushers Regret Tracker

• Picked up Andre Brown but left him on the bench, where he ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 25.00 points.
• Should have started Andrew Luck, who beat his scoring projection with 21.26 points against a projected 11.86.
• The RBs on The Hymen Crushers let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on mostly black guys 35.90 - 13.30.
• After a season-low 4.00 points against a projected 9.66, Marques Colston has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
• Steven Jackson had his lowest score of the season with 3.40 points against a projected 7.38 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

What If

• mostly black guys would be 1-2 if they played The Hymen Crushers every week.
• Besides The Hymen Crushers, mostly black guys would have defeated seven other teams this week.
• mostly black guys would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as The Hymen Crushers.
• If mostly black guys had played every team in the league each week, they would be 18-15.
• The Hymen Crushers would have lost to seven other teams besides mostly black guys this week.
• mostly black guys would have lost to The Hymen Crushers 124.50 - 101.28 had they played each other last week.
• The Hymen Crushers would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as mostly black guys.
• The Hymen Crushers would be 19-14 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• In the loss, Vernon Davis scored 11.30 points against a projected 6.91 and has now overachieved in every game this season.
• It was a tough loss for The Hymen Crushers, which put up the ninth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
• mostly black guys had their highest score of the season and the 10th-highest in the league this season with 105.76 points.
• With 87.46 points, The Hymen Crushers ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.
• In the loss, Calvin Johnson had the third-highest WR score in the league this week with 22.40 points.
• Philip Rivers had a season-low -0.34 points in the win against a projected 14.10 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.
• The win by mostly black guys was achieved despite having Willis McGahee put up a season-low 4.20 points, and underachieve for the second time this season.
• mostly black guys got the win despite Justin Tucker having a season-low 7.00 points and falling short of his projection for the first time this season.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]