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victim · 08-29-2003, 09:46 PM

*Forgot about the rabid monkeys

*Looks behind himself

*Utters "Oh... yeah... those RABID MONKEYS"

*Eats an infant just for the hell of it

fat_retard · 08-29-2003, 09:52 PM

*Catches rabid monkey.

*Starts a zoo with Silver and The monkey.

Fruitacious B · 08-30-2003, 02:39 AM

*patiently waits for tickets to fat_retard's newly opened zoo

*looks for missing infant sister

*after finding nothing, angrily eyes vicim

Pliedes · 08-30-2003, 02:47 AM

*smacks Fruit upside the head...

*wonders why I just did that...

silver and cold · 08-30-2003, 02:53 AM

*is sad, because Fruit just ripped off her limb and now she has to type one handedly!

Fruitacious B · 08-30-2003, 03:00 AM

*rubs head after being unexplainably smacked by Pliedes

*bites off silver's head for not realizing that he'd ripped off every limb

silver and cold · 08-30-2003, 03:57 AM

*Is left dead, but her soul comes back to haunt Fruit, for ever, and at lunch.

*Is happy no one can see her mutilated body.

Orgazmo · 08-30-2003, 04:05 AM

*Sees her mutilated body

fat_retard · 08-30-2003, 09:10 AM

*Has to close Zoo because Fruit killed the main attraction.

malibu · 08-30-2003, 11:53 AM

*Wonders why fat_retard was up at 7:10 AM.

*Realizes that she won't be going to the show tonight with Silver because she has been torn to pieces...

*Frowns because she was looking forward to rocking out with her

*Sighs and says "oh well" then returns to hunt for food

*Sees a bear off in the distance... shoots it...

*Runs over to it only to discover it's no other than Fruit

Fruitacious B · 08-30-2003, 07:37 PM

*gets shot

*gets pissed after being shot and plays dead

*waits until malibu gets close, then grabs her and bites off her head.

*burps

Constance · 08-30-2003, 07:51 PM

Boobs

fat_retard · 08-30-2003, 09:12 PM

*Always wakes up early

*laughs at malibu's decapitated corpse

Loser's Intuition · 08-30-2003, 10:04 PM

*Walks into the room.

*Everybody Stares at him because he's new.

Orgazmo · 08-31-2003, 02:49 AM

*Stares at Loser's Introduction...because he's new

Jesus Chrystler · 08-31-2003, 05:16 AM

*wonders if Orgazmo purposely got Loser's Introspection's name wrong... because he's new

Fruitacious B · 08-31-2003, 05:42 PM

*thinks that Orgasmo did indeed get Loser's Instruction's name wrong intentionally.

Loser's Intuition · 08-31-2003, 07:15 PM

*Begins to pet his Chiuaua(sp?)

fat_retard · 08-31-2003, 07:20 PM

*Pokes Loser's Intuition's Chiuaua's Eye out with a screwdriver.

*Realizes how many possesive nouns were in that last action and throws up on Fruit.

the_butcher · 09-01-2003, 02:16 AM

*sees fat_retard throw up on Fruit, so takes a bottle and breaks the end off on own head

*takes now-broken bottle and stabs fat_retard in the neck

*helps Fruit clean up, then hits him in the back of the head with bottle

*steals Fruit's wallet

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 02:33 AM

*wonders how butcher stole another wallet from him

*feels back of head and sees blood on hand

*goes on rampage and kills Loser's Intuition's Chiuaua, then proceeds to eat it.

the_butcher · 09-01-2003, 02:36 AM

*looks through Fruit's wallet, only to discover naked wallet-sized pictures of himself inside

*vomits, then gives wallet to 7 year old girl walking down street

*suddenly feels better...

Fruitacious B · 09-01-2003, 02:47 AM

*tries looking for said seven year old girl, to no avail.

*cries over another missed opportunity

Loser's Intuition · 09-01-2003, 10:46 AM

*Glad he didn't get stabbed, yet still mourns death of Chiuaua.

*Remembers that the chiuaua was infected with the Ebola virus and Frutacious will die in a few hours due to the eroding of all of his internal organs.

*Gets a brand new pet cat (see avatar).

[ September 01, 2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Loser's Intuition ]

Alpha · 09-01-2003, 01:24 PM

*wonders why the_butcher mistook him for a 7 year old girl.

*opens the wallet and pukes at his first glance of the naked pictures of his dear friend.

*grabs a bottled water

08-29-2003, 09:46 PM	#176 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Forgot about the rabid monkeys Looks behind himself Utters "Oh... yeah... those RABID MONKEYS" Eats an infant just for the hell of it
	get off my internet!!!

08-30-2003, 02:39 AM	#178 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	patiently waits for tickets to fat_retard's newly opened zoo looks for missing infant sister *after finding nothing, angrily eyes vicim
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-30-2003, 02:53 AM	#180 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	*is sad, because Fruit just ripped off her limb and now she has to type one handedly!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-30-2003, 03:00 AM	#181 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	rubs head after being unexplainably smacked by Pliedes bites off silver's head for not realizing that he'd ripped off every limb
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-30-2003, 03:57 AM	#182 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Is left dead, but her soul comes back to haunt Fruit, for ever, and at lunch. Is happy no one can see her mutilated body.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-29-2003, 09:52 PM	#177 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Catches rabid monkey. Starts a zoo with Silver and The monkey.

08-30-2003, 02:47 AM	#179 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	smacks Fruit upside the head... wonders why I just did that...

08-30-2003, 04:05 AM	#183 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	*Sees her mutilated body

08-30-2003, 09:10 AM	#184 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	*Has to close Zoo because Fruit killed the main attraction.

08-30-2003, 11:53 AM	#185 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Wonders why fat_retard was up at 7:10 AM. Realizes that she won't be going to the show tonight with Silver because she has been torn to pieces... Frowns because she was looking forward to rocking out with her Sighs and says "oh well" then returns to hunt for food Sees a bear off in the distance... shoots it... Runs over to it only to discover it's no other than Fruit
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

08-30-2003, 07:37 PM	#186 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	gets shot gets pissed after being shot and plays dead waits until malibu gets close, then grabs her and bites off her head. burps
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-30-2003, 07:51 PM	#187 (permalink)
Constance Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Milan, Michigan Posts: 120 Internets: 10	Boobs
	A mixtape would be a great analogy of my life.

08-30-2003, 09:12 PM	#188 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Always wakes up early laughs at malibu's decapitated corpse

08-30-2003, 10:04 PM	#189 (permalink)
Loser's Intuition Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: indiana Posts: 7 Internets: 10	Walks into the room. Everybody Stares at him because he's new.
	Let this be my act of defiance.

08-31-2003, 02:49 AM	#190 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	*Stares at Loser's Introduction...because he's new

08-31-2003, 05:16 AM	#191 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	*wonders if Orgazmo purposely got Loser's Introspection's name wrong... because he's new
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

08-31-2003, 05:42 PM	#192 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	*thinks that Orgasmo did indeed get Loser's Instruction's name wrong intentionally.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-31-2003, 07:15 PM	#193 (permalink)
Loser's Intuition Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: indiana Posts: 7 Internets: 10	*Begins to pet his Chiuaua(sp?)
	Let this be my act of defiance.

08-31-2003, 07:20 PM	#194 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Pokes Loser's Intuition's Chiuaua's Eye out with a screwdriver. Realizes how many possesive nouns were in that last action and throws up on Fruit.

09-01-2003, 02:16 AM	#195 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	sees fat_retard throw up on Fruit, so takes a bottle and breaks the end off on own head takes now-broken bottle and stabs fat_retard in the neck helps Fruit clean up, then hits him in the back of the head with bottle steals Fruit's wallet
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-01-2003, 02:33 AM	#196 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	wonders how butcher stole another wallet from him feels back of head and sees blood on hand *goes on rampage and kills Loser's Intuition's Chiuaua, then proceeds to eat it.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 02:36 AM	#197 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	looks through Fruit's wallet, only to discover naked wallet-sized pictures of himself inside vomits, then gives wallet to 7 year old girl walking down street *suddenly feels better...
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-01-2003, 02:47 AM	#198 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	tries looking for said seven year old girl, to no avail. cries over another missed opportunity
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-01-2003, 10:46 AM	#199 (permalink)
Loser's Intuition Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: indiana Posts: 7 Internets: 10	Glad he didn't get stabbed, yet still mourns death of Chiuaua. Remembers that the chiuaua was infected with the Ebola virus and Frutacious will die in a few hours due to the eroding of all of his internal organs. *Gets a brand new pet cat (see avatar). [ September 01, 2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Loser's Intuition ]
	Let this be my act of defiance.

09-01-2003, 01:24 PM	#200 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	wonders why the_butcher mistook him for a 7 year old girl. opens the wallet and pukes at his first glance of the naked pictures of his dear friend. *grabs a bottled water
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.