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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,003
Internets: 82
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*runs to his house to grab ether
*coats a rag with ether and holds it to Pliedes' mouth causing him to pass out *rips Pliedes' shirt off and with a quick trim, robs him of his treasured chest hair *runs far away for fear and knowledge that Pliedes will exact revenge |
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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#204 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
Posts: 1,023
Internets: 10
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*wonders if StDx was on crack when he made that last post, since LI's avatar has neither a penis or a cat in it...
*finishes Nelson's Golden Glow chicken and licks fingers clean *is no longer hungry |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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#212 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
Posts: 1,023
Internets: 10
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*tells Pliedes that would be pimp, but a certain KT wants to join this time, since he had to leave early last time
*blinks |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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*wonders why it's called "porking" if it doesn't have to do with a pig
*decides that "porking women" really means "fucking women with pork"...after all, fisting women means fucking women with one's own fists *wonders where chuck is going to find penis-shaped pork...or, pork-shaped vaginas |
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#220 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
Posts: 4,594
Internets: 1608
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*watches as NinjaMaster punches the Butcher, then tries to run away, but he happens to be running right at Pliedes
*breaks NinjaMaster's knee's as he runs by, making escape impossible *the Butcher walks up, and immediately ends NinjaMaster's life |
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#222 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
Posts: 4,594
Internets: 1608
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*knows that the meaning of death is...
-The act of dying; termination of life. -The state of being dead. -A manner of dying. *wonder's why NinjaMaster didn't know the meaning of death |
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