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Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 09:41 PM

So a custom just came in to pay their bill, a rather large and unkept woman. She was older, maybe in her 50's. She had a pungent aroma protruding from her person. As she walked up to my desk to pay her bill she took one look at me and said in a awe filled voice "you have incredible eyebrows".......At first I was like omg wtf I'm getting pwn3d by this old fat bitch, but then she kept going. "I'm serious, they're amazing. They're perfect! They don't even look real!"....Uuuhm..."I mean it. Wow. You know, I find 'strong' eyebrows to be very attractive in a man."

So this whole time I'm just like...There are no words. What's worse is my co-worker suddenly jumped in "Yeah he does have beautiful eyebrows doesn't he?". So at this point I'm almost positive I'm getting ripped on and my attitude becomes more hostile. However as I finish paying this womans bill she takes out a pen and paper and writes her number down. "Call me..". I know for a fact it's her number to because I just checked her account.

So to sum things up a fat old woman just came into the store and told me I have beautiful eyebrows and she thinks its sexy and that I should call her.

I tell you guys...Sometimes it's hard being this sexy.

[ November 14, 2005, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Beebs · 11-14-2005, 09:58 PM

I've been told I have amazing eyelashes, we should form a composite face and whore it out to porn producers to replace the typical male pornstar face via cgi.

AcTivE · 11-14-2005, 10:01 PM

You are indeed a fagot, Repug.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 10:08 PM

you need the love of jesus, active.

bloodyfart · 11-14-2005, 10:09 PM

what do you do

migite · 11-14-2005, 10:10 PM

can you also stop sucking wayne's finger... it's making walt jealous that you only blow whiteys or mexicans...

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
what do you do

I work at sprint. I sit in a nice cushy chair behind a computer and surf the net. When people come in I walk over to the display section of the store and try to get them to active lines of service for a phatty commission.

[ November 14, 2005, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

migite · 11-14-2005, 11:10 PM

and get hit on by stinky fatties too... that's a perk in your book right?

[ November 14, 2005, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: migite ]

malice · 11-15-2005, 12:05 AM

I am working in a nursing home right now and I had a 120 year old lady tell me I was the most handsome thing she has ever seen. Now that is a compliment comming from someone who has seen a centuries worth of man kind and finds me to be the hottest. Needless to say I went to her room later that day, took off her diaper and made sweet passionate love to her old wrinkled decrepit snatch.

ur my bitch · 11-15-2005, 02:21 AM

You are the GAY

11-14-2005, 10:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	You are indeed a fagot, Repug.
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11-14-2005, 10:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	what do you do
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11-14-2005, 10:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	can you also stop sucking wayne's finger... it's making walt jealous that you only blow whiteys or mexicans...
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11-14-2005, 11:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	and get hit on by stinky fatties too... that's a perk in your book right? [ November 14, 2005, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: migite ]
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11-14-2005, 09:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	So a custom just came in to pay their bill, a rather large and unkept woman. She was older, maybe in her 50's. She had a pungent aroma protruding from her person. As she walked up to my desk to pay her bill she took one look at me and said in a awe filled voice "you have incredible eyebrows".......At first I was like omg wtf I'm getting pwn3d by this old fat bitch, but then she kept going. "I'm serious, they're amazing. They're perfect! They don't even look real!"....Uuuhm..."I mean it. Wow. You know, I find 'strong' eyebrows to be very attractive in a man." So this whole time I'm just like...There are no words. What's worse is my co-worker suddenly jumped in "Yeah he does have beautiful eyebrows doesn't he?". So at this point I'm almost positive I'm getting ripped on and my attitude becomes more hostile. However as I finish paying this womans bill she takes out a pen and paper and writes her number down. "Call me..". I know for a fact it's her number to because I just checked her account. So to sum things up a fat old woman just came into the store and told me I have beautiful eyebrows and she thinks its sexy and that I should call her. I tell you guys...Sometimes it's hard being this sexy. [ November 14, 2005, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

11-14-2005, 09:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I've been told I have amazing eyelashes, we should form a composite face and whore it out to porn producers to replace the typical male pornstar face via cgi.

11-14-2005, 10:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	you need the love of jesus, active.

11-15-2005, 12:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	I am working in a nursing home right now and I had a 120 year old lady tell me I was the most handsome thing she has ever seen. Now that is a compliment comming from someone who has seen a centuries worth of man kind and finds me to be the hottest. Needless to say I went to her room later that day, took off her diaper and made sweet passionate love to her old wrinkled decrepit snatch.

11-15-2005, 02:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	You are the GAY