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Ugly Bastard · 09-29-2003, 08:50 PM

Orgazmo and I were discussing, and it's time for this poll:

Which of these fruits would you most like to eat at a typical moment in time?

The best fruit of them all got my vote, which is the cherry in case any of you were wondering.

-Ugly Bastard

[ September 29, 2003, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Osiris · 09-29-2003, 08:53 PM

Where is the apple?

Saint DH · 09-29-2003, 09:12 PM

No shit, how could you forget the fucking apple? It would have been my choice, too. I said watermelon instead.

Schroeder · 09-29-2003, 09:20 PM

You forgot a pear, too.

Osiris · 09-29-2003, 09:22 PM

The apple is by far the best fruit. Since it is not on the list, I must abstain from voting.

tonguegina · 09-29-2003, 09:33 PM

Mango...which isn't on there. I went with watermelon.

Deep Kick · 09-29-2003, 10:20 PM

You forgot a whole shitload of good fucking fruit.

Namely, the Mango, Kiwi, Apple, Pear, and the highly debatable Tangerine.

[ September 29, 2003, 08:20 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]

Titan · 09-29-2003, 10:41 PM

If you all voted for blueberry like you should have, you wouldn't be having these problems.

Deep Kick · 09-29-2003, 10:53 PM

If I punched you in your fucking face, then MAYBE we wouldn't have a problem.

Ugly Bastard · 09-29-2003, 10:56 PM

Fuck the apple. The apple is for guys who like other guys. Osiris, are you a guy who likes other guys?

I would hope not.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 09-29-2003, 10:59 PM

Quote:

The apple is for guys who like other guys

Actually it's the cherry.

Pliedes · 09-29-2003, 11:02 PM

I voted for the Strawberry, they're pretty cool.

Deep Kick · 09-29-2003, 11:03 PM

Alright, I think it is very obvious that the cherry is for fucking queers. I mean, it doesn't taste at all like artificial cherry flavoring, which is way better. Not to mention, they just look stupid. If you eat them, you are a fuckhead.

Niger Angelus · 09-29-2003, 11:11 PM

I like raspberries, mmmm.

And artificial cherry tastes like shit. Shit.

bert · 09-29-2003, 11:14 PM

i would have to say that kiwi is my favorite fruit but since its not on the list then i'll have to go for strawberries.

Orgazmo · 09-30-2003, 12:01 AM

You're all so fucking dumb. The cherry is where it's at. Not only does it have a taste that pushes it far above the others, it has social meanings that are invaluable.

When you ask someone to "please" do something...and they refuse...what do you say? Pretty please with a _____________ on top. Cherry.

When you fuck a virgin girl, are you popping her apple? Is watermelon such a sacred fruit that it coincides with virginity? No, no to both. Instead, the cherry is the bar which heterosexual males reach for.

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />The apple is for guys who like other guys

Actually it's the cherry.</font>[/quote]As stated, the cherry is equated with sex. Heterosexual vagina fucking. This statement is crazy. The cherry wins.

Trout Sniffer · 09-30-2003, 12:16 AM

I went with the strawberry cause I think it's the best to eat. Cherries are probably the best in moderation, but I can't handle more than a couple of cherries, while with strawberries, I can make a meal out of them.

buckeye · 09-30-2003, 12:39 AM

i went with the bannana since it helps to keep me from cramping up after swimming.

the_butcher · 09-30-2003, 01:35 AM

Banana.

Hank · 09-30-2003, 01:41 AM

I can eat a peach for days.

Hank · 09-30-2003, 01:52 AM

Not sure if this is actual "pornography", but I probably should take it down, just in case.

[ September 30, 2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Orgazmo · 09-30-2003, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by buckeye:
i went with the bannana since it helps to keep me from cramping up after swimming.

I'll bet that's not the only reason you went with the banana...you sick fuck.

Hank · 09-30-2003, 02:40 AM

goddamn it, harry, thank you so much

[ September 30, 2003, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Schroeder · 09-30-2003, 02:53 AM

the_butcher

Oh, whoops, my bad. I thought the title of the thread was "The biggest fruit".

Combat Chuck · 10-01-2003, 02:31 AM

Gaz, once again, you've failed to sway my vote, but you failed to sway it with style.

I went with the strawberry. Can you put whipped cream and sugar on cherries? Hell no.

Oh, but this isn't the main point for my post. No, here's the main point.

Where's the fucking grape? WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRAPE?

All of you at Sim's birthday bash should remember the exquisite grapes with sparkling jello masterpiece that her gracious mother made for us. Now, after you're done remembering that, WHY WAS IT FUCKING EXCLUDED?

Pffftttt....you included the fucking peach, but forgot about the grape. Hang your head in shame my friend. Hang your head in shame.

09-29-2003, 10:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	You forgot a whole shitload of good fucking fruit. Namely, the Mango, Kiwi, Apple, Pear, and the highly debatable Tangerine. [ September 29, 2003, 08:20 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-29-2003, 10:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	If you all voted for blueberry like you should have, you wouldn't be having these problems.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-29-2003, 10:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	If I punched you in your fucking face, then MAYBE we wouldn't have a problem.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-29-2003, 11:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Alright, I think it is very obvious that the cherry is for fucking queers. I mean, it doesn't taste at all like artificial cherry flavoring, which is way better. Not to mention, they just look stupid. If you eat them, you are a fuckhead.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-29-2003, 11:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I like raspberries, mmmm. And artificial cherry tastes like shit. Shit.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-29-2003, 08:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo and I were discussing, and it's time for this poll: Which of these fruits would you most like to eat at a typical moment in time? The best fruit of them all got my vote, which is the cherry in case any of you were wondering. -Ugly Bastard [ September 29, 2003, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

09-29-2003, 08:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Where is the apple?

09-29-2003, 09:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	No shit, how could you forget the fucking apple? It would have been my choice, too. I said watermelon instead.

09-29-2003, 09:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	You forgot a pear, too.

09-29-2003, 09:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	The apple is by far the best fruit. Since it is not on the list, I must abstain from voting.

09-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Mango...which isn't on there. I went with watermelon.

09-29-2003, 10:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Fuck the apple. The apple is for guys who like other guys. Osiris, are you a guy who likes other guys? I would hope not. -Ugly Bastard

09-29-2003, 11:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I voted for the Strawberry, they're pretty cool.

09-29-2003, 11:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	i would have to say that kiwi is my favorite fruit but since its not on the list then i'll have to go for strawberries.

09-30-2003, 12:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I went with the strawberry cause I think it's the best to eat. Cherries are probably the best in moderation, but I can't handle more than a couple of cherries, while with strawberries, I can make a meal out of them.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

09-30-2003, 01:41 AM	#20 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	I can eat a peach for days.
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

09-30-2003, 12:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i went with the bannana since it helps to keep me from cramping up after swimming.

09-30-2003, 01:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Banana.
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09-30-2003, 01:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	Not sure if this is actual "pornography", but I probably should take it down, just in case. [ September 30, 2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

09-30-2003, 02:40 AM	#23 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	goddamn it, harry, thank you so much [ September 30, 2003, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

09-30-2003, 02:53 AM	#24 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	the_butcher Oh, whoops, my bad. I thought the title of the thread was "The biggest fruit".

10-01-2003, 02:31 AM	#25 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Gaz, once again, you've failed to sway my vote, but you failed to sway it with style. I went with the strawberry. Can you put whipped cream and sugar on cherries? Hell no. Oh, but this isn't the main point for my post. No, here's the main point. Where's the fucking grape? WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRAPE? All of you at Sim's birthday bash should remember the exquisite grapes with sparkling jello masterpiece that her gracious mother made for us. Now, after you're done remembering that, WHY WAS IT FUCKING EXCLUDED? Pffftttt....you included the fucking peach, but forgot about the grape. Hang your head in shame my friend. Hang your head in shame.