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While I am confused on how Stu's post reflects his sexual orientation, I must say that staying up until 2:30 to play X-Box is just plain stupid. I mean, the X-Box is a piece of shit no matter how you look at it.
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I'd simply like to comment on the fact that Stu's post was more poem-oriented than pure jibberish. It sounded a bit like something that you would hear at a coffee shop...
Of course, there have been other posts that appear to be freestyle rap on this board, but I believe that freestyle rap is complete jibberish to start out with, so it all fits together... |
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i will find you stu, i will hunt you down like a mother fucking wild animal, i will find you, and when i do find you, i will inflict massive ammounts of pain onto your body. i will rip your mother fucking heart out with my bare hands. i will then cover you in gasoline and drop a match on your bleeding carcase, then watch you burn.
what now bitch |
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I see no reason why it would not be possible...
The only real problem to ripping out their heart without the use of foreign objects would be gaining access to the heart...which I believe could be done with a sharp fingernail...once there, I would think that a stern ripping would loosen the heart until it is completely ripped out... |
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the actual problem that comes in when attempting to rip a heart out with one's own hand is the rib cage. it is the achille's heel of the whole process. you have to go in under the rib cage and reach up into the cardio cavity to gain access to the heart, this is extremely messy and really just not worth the effort.
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Tearing through skin, layers of tissue, fat, and the ribcage is an awfully long process just to tear someone's heart out. And once you got to the heart, there would be several arteries and veins you would have to separate it from. This isn't a job for someone's bare hands, unless they happen to be a superhero such as Sexman.
There are several easier things to tear off/out of the human body than the heart. Take the ear as an example. It only takes around eighteen pounds of pressure to tear an ear off (Or so I've heard). That is something that could be done without the use of sharp foreign objects. A few swift kicks to the mouth can easily extricate several teeth. Or - since you're a sexually frustrated teenage boy and would find this funny - it would be fairly easy to remove his scrotum from the rest of his body. Don't settle for the heart, that's so overdone it's cliche, be inventive in your cyber rants at least. |
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ok...my bad
instead, i will rip your mother fucking testicles out of your scrotum sac, then I will put them in a glass jar for storage as i proceed to gouge your eyes out with a spoon, i will then take your testicles out of the glass jar, put them into your eye sockets, and take you eyes, insert them into your scrotum sac, and sew it shut. how does that sound? |
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I also aprove as well....however the reason that silverteioh agree's is that he in fact got his testicles ripped off by a noble rabbit. One day the noble rabbit caught Silverteioh having gay sex with his gay partner in the woods. Silverteioh was having sex with his gay partner to hide the fact that he was gay from his parents. After he creamed his wad into his gay partners arse he proceeded to take a nap. The noble rabbit did not appreciate such disgusting things in his home woods and what you could call his backyard. So he proceeded to rip Silverteioh's gay testicles from his homosexual body. Silverteioh can relate with this very well.
[This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited March 03, 2002).] |
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You've got it all wrong, it was Lethal who had the testicles torn off by the noble rabbit. I'm the one who almost got raped by the supermonkey in the world where we don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks us.
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You are wrong sir your testicles were ripped off after having gay sex stop trying to blame your own stories which you are extremely embarassed about on other people you sick homosexual fuck.
"I'm the one who almost got raped by the supermonkey in the world where we don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks us." First of all the only "supermonkey" you've been getting raped by is your boyfriends monkey (you know the one I was talking about in the forest) which farther proves my point that you get raped by monkey (dick) which has everything leading up to you being homosexual. I dont' know if "supermonkey" is a little pet name you gave your boyfriends shlong but the world your livin in is ones where homosexuals like you get raped by your boyfriends wangs which you happen to name "supermonkey". You nutless (because they were ripped off by the noble rabbit) Homosexual!! |
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God.. did that tape get out? I thought I taped over that for an episode of Jerry Springer... Shit. That's what happens you try to write, direct, produce, and star in your own pornos.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you kids.... |
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Silverteioh, that is the most disgusting thing anyone has ever said on the board. Admitting to having gay sex with another man. You flambing queer we should have a lynching featuring you as the lynchy!
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You guys are the most fucking pathetic motley assortment of sexually frustrated perverted adolescent boys. To top it all off, you are so fucking homophobic that you would think it better to admit to licking a bull's balls rather than homosexuality. Apparently beastiality is approved, even if it's homosexual beastiality. Johnny, you are the biggest fucking hypocrite I have ever met.
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