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Mr. Blonde · 05-14-2005, 12:23 PM

Yesterday I was in Target with my girlfriend, and I found one of those little globe shaking thingys that had a golf tee and a golf ball in it, and you had to try ot get the ball on the tee...which is a lot harder than it may sound. So as i'm fucking about with this globe, it slips out of my hand and falls on the tile and breaks and spills all over the floor.

So we laugh and pick up what we can and walk off...then we decide to leave cause we didnt need anything else. As I turn the corner, we hear thud and an "unnhhh" sound, only to see this 11 or 12 year old girl fell on her ass because of the globe that I spilled. It was so fucking funny. I just kept on walking and she looked sooo ashamed as she walked by. We went to the corner and laughed our asses off for like 5 minutes. I told the people at the counter that there was a spill.

All in all it was realy funny and I had a better idea of how to present it to nubblies but i'm too lazy and too apathetic right now so i guess you had to be there. ciao

Beebs · 05-14-2005, 12:29 PM

So in reality you couldn't get the ball on the tee and threw it down in a blind rage?

05-14-2005, 12:52 PM

I hope that girl broke her leg, then a piece of broken bone can travel through her blood stream to her heart and she'll die, a la A Separate Peace.

How would you feel about that?

Beebs · 05-14-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by DJ FC:
I hope that girl broke her leg, then a piece of broken bone can travel through her blood stream to her heart and she'll die, a la A Separate Peace.

How would you feel about that?

What part of your sick mind told you to reference a book you read in freshman english?

05-14-2005, 03:16 PM

Well it would be good wouldn't it?

bloodyfart · 05-16-2005, 07:41 PM

you did that little girl a favor. she will now sue target and make 10 k for falling over.

MAGICLIT · 05-16-2005, 07:50 PM

well it turned out that the chick that found a finger in her wendy's chili got the finger from her husbands co-worker who had severed it after closing the tailgate to his pick-up, after DNA testing it was confirmed that the bitch planted the finger.

Titan · 05-17-2005, 12:44 AM

Whoa, I did not know that.
That is intense.

05-14-2005, 12:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yesterday I was in Target with my girlfriend, and I found one of those little globe shaking thingys that had a golf tee and a golf ball in it, and you had to try ot get the ball on the tee...which is a lot harder than it may sound. So as i'm fucking about with this globe, it slips out of my hand and falls on the tile and breaks and spills all over the floor. So we laugh and pick up what we can and walk off...then we decide to leave cause we didnt need anything else. As I turn the corner, we hear thud and an "unnhhh" sound, only to see this 11 or 12 year old girl fell on her ass because of the globe that I spilled. It was so fucking funny. I just kept on walking and she looked sooo ashamed as she walked by. We went to the corner and laughed our asses off for like 5 minutes. I told the people at the counter that there was a spill. All in all it was realy funny and I had a better idea of how to present it to nubblies but i'm too lazy and too apathetic right now so i guess you had to be there. ciao
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-14-2005, 12:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I hope that girl broke her leg, then a piece of broken bone can travel through her blood stream to her heart and she'll die, a la A Separate Peace. How would you feel about that?
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05-14-2005, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Well it would be good wouldn't it?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-16-2005, 07:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	you did that little girl a favor. she will now sue target and make 10 k for falling over.
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05-16-2005, 07:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	well it turned out that the chick that found a finger in her wendy's chili got the finger from her husbands co-worker who had severed it after closing the tailgate to his pick-up, after DNA testing it was confirmed that the bitch planted the finger.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-14-2005, 12:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	So in reality you couldn't get the ball on the tee and threw it down in a blind rage?

05-17-2005, 12:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Whoa, I did not know that. That is intense.
	I do what the fuck I want.