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buckeye · 12-18-2002, 01:57 AM

the dumbass quaterback from FSU is at it again, he was recently suspended from the sugar bowl for skipping a final exam. This news not only gives me a chuckle, but also brings me great joy. Coach Bowden was quoted in saying.

"It's an academic decision, there's no chance for him to play in the Sugar Bowl,''
coach Bobby Bowden said.

Now instead of the sugar bowl being a raping, it will be a accurate representation of the Jews struggle against the Nazis during WWII, Florida State will want to pack their bags and leave the country after Georgia is done with them.

Now many have been wondering what the dumbass used as an excuse for missing his exam...

Rix, said he overslept because of a "personal family issue, which was weighing heavily on me.'' He did not elaborate.

I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix......

His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time.

Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.

buckeye · 12-18-2002, 02:04 AM

For those who are interested, the best time of year is upon us. College Football Bowl season officially started, as cincinnati took on north texas tonight. My social life as i know it has ended for the next few weeks my ass will be camped in front of the tv.

bert · 12-18-2002, 02:04 AM

I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix......

His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time.

Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.[/b][/quote]

possible one of the better things i have heard. not only does it make sence but probably is true. if i was a FSU fan i would probably beat the shit out of Rix for being a dumbass but oh well FSU still sucks either way

bert · 12-18-2002, 02:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buckeye:
My social life as i know it has ended for the next few weeks my ass will be camped in front of the tv.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thats funny i dont remember you ever having a social unless it was with your computer.

buckeye · 12-18-2002, 02:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bert:
thats funny i dont remember you ever having a social unless it was with your computer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

think of it as putting a bullet in a towel head. The bullet being the cause of the social demise, and the blood being the "social life". The first time you hit the towel head with a bullet, a little bit leaks out. Now in my case the towel head was hit with about 6 bullets, so about 70% of the towel heads blood or "social life" was spilled. Now think of college football bowl season as a grenade. You throw it at the sand nigger, and the rest of the blood is splattered everywhere, therefoe leaving no blood left within the oil rat, and in this example no "social life"

Niger Angelus · 12-19-2002, 01:12 PM

Notre Dame and NC State, Gator Bowl, ND is going to take it home of course. I also want to say that Shane Walton is the best CB in all of college football and deserved to win. (ESPN Awards) And with this seasons resutls already, expect some luck of the Irish. As long as ND comes out like they did with Florida State, they wont need any help, but they need to find that somewhere, but I am saying it is in the bag.

BigDongedHoe · 12-20-2002, 09:41 PM

Notre Dame eats penis and that's that. I hate Notre Dame and everything there football program stands for. It's a bunch of over hyped bullshit and there over hyped every year. Although I do respect willingham and that made me like them a little more this year than years past (davie). They still will never be a program I care about at all.

:::BDH:::

Lethal · 12-20-2002, 09:51 PM

Everyone has their opinions. I mean look at the Jews.

12-18-2002, 01:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	the dumbass quaterback from FSU is at it again, he was recently suspended from the sugar bowl for skipping a final exam. This news not only gives me a chuckle, but also brings me great joy. Coach Bowden was quoted in saying. "It's an academic decision, there's no chance for him to play in the Sugar Bowl,'' coach Bobby Bowden said. Now instead of the sugar bowl being a raping, it will be a accurate representation of the Jews struggle against the Nazis during WWII, Florida State will want to pack their bags and leave the country after Georgia is done with them. Now many have been wondering what the dumbass used as an excuse for missing his exam... Rix, said he overslept because of a "personal family issue, which was weighing heavily on me.'' He did not elaborate. I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix...... His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time. Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.

12-18-2002, 02:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	For those who are interested, the best time of year is upon us. College Football Bowl season officially started, as cincinnati took on north texas tonight. My social life as i know it has ended for the next few weeks my ass will be camped in front of the tv.

12-18-2002, 02:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix...... His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time. Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.[/b][/quote] possible one of the better things i have heard. not only does it make sence but probably is true. if i was a FSU fan i would probably beat the shit out of Rix for being a dumbass but oh well FSU still sucks either way

12-18-2002, 02:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buckeye: My social life as i know it has ended for the next few weeks my ass will be camped in front of the tv.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thats funny i dont remember you ever having a social unless it was with your computer.

12-18-2002, 02:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bert: thats funny i dont remember you ever having a social unless it was with your computer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> think of it as putting a bullet in a towel head. The bullet being the cause of the social demise, and the blood being the "social life". The first time you hit the towel head with a bullet, a little bit leaks out. Now in my case the towel head was hit with about 6 bullets, so about 70% of the towel heads blood or "social life" was spilled. Now think of college football bowl season as a grenade. You throw it at the sand nigger, and the rest of the blood is splattered everywhere, therefoe leaving no blood left within the oil rat, and in this example no "social life"

12-19-2002, 01:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Notre Dame and NC State, Gator Bowl, ND is going to take it home of course. I also want to say that Shane Walton is the best CB in all of college football and deserved to win. (ESPN Awards) And with this seasons resutls already, expect some luck of the Irish. As long as ND comes out like they did with Florida State, they wont need any help, but they need to find that somewhere, but I am saying it is in the bag.

12-20-2002, 09:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Notre Dame eats penis and that's that. I hate Notre Dame and everything there football program stands for. It's a bunch of over hyped bullshit and there over hyped every year. Although I do respect willingham and that made me like them a little more this year than years past (davie). They still will never be a program I care about at all. :::BDH:::

12-20-2002, 09:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Everyone has their opinions. I mean look at the Jews.