No pooping for us in round number 2 but there was some things that can't be unseen. An impressive feat to get a kid through that canal with the Shaw size of head. It's no wonder so many women prefer large penis' after birth. Still not sure she feels my "emotions" anymore.
Our doctor has a wife who's a huge basketball fan. I was writing articles for the paper at the time and immediately following the cutting of the cord, he turned his attention to fixing up my wife. Well, most of his focus turned. As I consoled her, he started telling me about how his wife loved my articles and the talk show I was on occasionally. My ego alarm went off and I left my wife's side and headed down to the edge of the bed so he could talk to his wife's media hero.
I could see in Danielle's eyes that this was a bad idea. I covered myself making sure the doctor was focused on my wife and he just goes " Oh she's great. Not near as bad as the last time. So your piece on the special olympics....". Who am I to deny fans?
I paid for that one for the two days we were at the hospital. No sleeping at home like after round one. Nope. If I left, I was immediately expected to be back and there in case she wanted to talk about some bull shit that didn't matter like breast feeding. Kid number 2 was a more miserable experience for me than her, I'm sure of it!
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