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Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2005, 01:16 AM

What the FUCK is this movie all about? Talk about gayer than fucking gay. I thought the first one was kinda cool, but only cause of all the gadgets and shit. But going from Vin Diesel to Ice Cube? Let's get fucking serious here folks, this movie is most likely going to suck a lot of dick.

GNasty · 04-18-2005, 01:24 AM

Ice Cube is so much more badass than Vin Diesel. And speaking of cocksucking, thats what Vinny does, seeing how he's a homo and all.

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2005, 01:28 AM

Shit, i forgot he did say he was bi or something like that. OK, ice cube was badass in his glory days, but how old is he now? He's too old for action roles like this.

04-22-2005, 12:01 AM

This is the 'reviews' forum, not the 'previews' forum.

Personally I plan on seeing this movie, because Ice Cube may be one of my favorite rappers, ever. Not because of his rhymes, not because he produces good beats, but just the way he raps. Ice Cube is a pimp. Vin Diesel is a faggot.

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2005, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
This is the 'reviews' forum, not the 'previews' forum.

I plan on making you suck my dick in the near future. How's that for a preview, toad fucker?

Orgazmo · 04-22-2005, 12:37 AM

DJ, I have it on good word that you fuck toads. Would you like to comment?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2005, 12:45 AM

You heard that too? Some kid in my psych class was talking about that today.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2005, 12:57 AM

I believe I saw this flyer on campus earlier today...:

Orgazmo · 04-22-2005, 12:58 AM

That's borderline porn, Blonde...

04-22-2005, 02:04 AM

If by "fucks toads" you mean "has sex with Blonde's mother" then yes, I fuck toads.

And the picture is clearly photoshopped, I dont drink Keystone Light.

tonguegina · 04-22-2005, 02:06 AM

I hear Blonde's mom is a toad. Go ahead, Blonde...

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2005, 02:08 AM

Even if that is indeed true, it does not change the fact that DJ FC still fucks toads.

04-22-2005, 02:09 AM

You guys heard it first!

A) Blonde's Mom is a Toad

B) DJ FC Fucks Toads

---------------------

C) DJ FC Fucks Blonde's Mom!

St. Anky · 04-23-2005, 03:56 AM

from XXX to Ice Cube, to frog sex and proving FC is a tool. What a night.

04-23-2005, 06:10 AM

Yep, what a tool.

Mr. Blonde · 04-23-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
from XXX to Ice Cube, to frog sex and proving FC is a tool. What a night.

TOAD sex.

Mr. Blonde · 04-23-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by St. Anky:
from XXX to Ice Cube, to frog sex and proving FC is a tool. What a night.

TOAD sex.</font>[/quote]
EDIT: I'd like everyone just to know that at NO time in this ENTIRE thread did FC deny fucking toads.

EDIT EDIT: Why I had to quote that to edit it, I have no fucking idea.

[ April 23, 2005, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

04-23-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
If by "fucks toads" you mean "has sex with Blonde's mother" then yes, I fuck toads.

You would be correct to say that I never denied fucking toads, but there is also a pretty firm stipulation of what exactly "fucking toads" is.

Beebs · 04-23-2005, 10:38 PM

Even toads turn you down.

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 12:47 PM

"Fucking toads" is penetration on my book. I've done oral with many'a toads, but I still consider myself a toad virgin.

Saint DH · 04-25-2005, 08:02 PM

back on subject. I just saw previews for this fucking move this weekend. It looks like they're trying to make a black James bond.

Mr. Blonde · 04-26-2005, 12:18 AM

That's what the first one was supposed to be. They were dealing with "XTREME terrorists" so they needed an "XTREME" secret agent, because the james bond types kept getting killed because they were out of their little black suit and tie type affairs.

What I don't get is in the previews they tell Ice Cube "you're the new XXX"...except that was Vin Diesel's NAME in the first one...not just a title given to him.

04-18-2005, 01:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	What the FUCK is this movie all about? Talk about gayer than fucking gay. I thought the first one was kinda cool, but only cause of all the gadgets and shit. But going from Vin Diesel to Ice Cube? Let's get fucking serious here folks, this movie is most likely going to suck a lot of dick.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-18-2005, 01:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
GNasty Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Btown Posts: 72 Internets: 10	Ice Cube is so much more badass than Vin Diesel. And speaking of cocksucking, thats what Vinny does, seeing how he's a homo and all.
	G Nasty is the King of the Block!

04-18-2005, 01:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Shit, i forgot he did say he was bi or something like that. OK, ice cube was badass in his glory days, but how old is he now? He's too old for action roles like this.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-22-2005, 12:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	This is the 'reviews' forum, not the 'previews' forum. Personally I plan on seeing this movie, because Ice Cube may be one of my favorite rappers, ever. Not because of his rhymes, not because he produces good beats, but just the way he raps. Ice Cube is a pimp. Vin Diesel is a faggot.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-22-2005, 12:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I believe I saw this flyer on campus earlier today...:
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-22-2005, 12:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	DJ, I have it on good word that you fuck toads. Would you like to comment?

04-22-2005, 12:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You heard that too? Some kid in my psych class was talking about that today. -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2005, 12:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	That's borderline porn, Blonde...

04-22-2005, 02:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	If by "fucks toads" you mean "has sex with Blonde's mother" then yes, I fuck toads. And the picture is clearly photoshopped, I dont drink Keystone Light.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-22-2005, 02:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I hear Blonde's mom is a toad. Go ahead, Blonde...

04-22-2005, 02:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Even if that is indeed true, it does not change the fact that DJ FC still fucks toads.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-22-2005, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	You guys heard it first! A) Blonde's Mom is a Toad B) DJ FC Fucks Toads --------------------- C) DJ FC Fucks Blonde's Mom!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-23-2005, 03:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	from XXX to Ice Cube, to frog sex and proving FC is a tool. What a night.

04-23-2005, 06:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Yep, what a tool.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-23-2005, 10:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Even toads turn you down.

04-25-2005, 12:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"Fucking toads" is penetration on my book. I've done oral with many'a toads, but I still consider myself a toad virgin.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-25-2005, 08:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	back on subject. I just saw previews for this fucking move this weekend. It looks like they're trying to make a black James bond.

04-26-2005, 12:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That's what the first one was supposed to be. They were dealing with "XTREME terrorists" so they needed an "XTREME" secret agent, because the james bond types kept getting killed because they were out of their little black suit and tie type affairs. What I don't get is in the previews they tell Ice Cube "you're the new XXX"...except that was Vin Diesel's NAME in the first one...not just a title given to him.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna