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Ugly Bastard · 10-02-2003, 02:45 PM

Butcher-

I'm curious. How excited are you for this movie?

-Ugly Bastard

Schroeder · 10-02-2003, 04:58 PM

I couldn't be more excited. Blood and gore horror movies are awesome, especially if they are based on a true story.

[ October 02, 2003, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Ugly Bastard · 10-02-2003, 05:01 PM

That's awesome how I never asked you, Schroeder, isn't it?

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 10-02-2003, 05:04 PM

There are no movies without blood and gore. Unless there are titties. Now, if you are a man, which I hope you are, you will edit the previous statement.

Osiris · 10-02-2003, 05:57 PM

Lazy Mary.

Pliedes · 10-02-2003, 06:37 PM

I can attest to the fact the Butcher is both excited but worried about this movie. He's been following it since before it was ever even filmed years ago.

Edited out to add to the Butcher's pre-post hype

[ October 02, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Titan · 10-02-2003, 06:43 PM

Probably, but thanks for the pre-post post to bring down the insanely high levels of hype surrounding the_butcher's future post.

Pliedes · 10-02-2003, 06:44 PM

There was an insanely high level of hype surrounding his post? Just in case there might be, I'll edit mine out...

Titan · 10-02-2003, 07:36 PM

Okay, you just reversed the whole process. Now there's even more hype. People will be dying in the streets and the_butcher will be under a lot of pressure. What is the world coming to?

Niger Angelus · 10-02-2003, 07:39 PM

A green blob on a shelf somewhere that can't eat orange food.

Schroeder · 10-02-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
That's awesome how I never asked you, Schroeder, isn't it?

-Ugly Bastard

Didn't your first post ask everybody?

Ugly Bastard · 10-02-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Didn't your first post ask everybody?

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Butcher-

I'm curious. How excited are you for this movie?

-Ugly Bastard

Read that again, Schroeder. It's no big deal, I'm just bustin your balls.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 10-02-2003, 08:43 PM

Will the Butcher post for Christ's sake??

Schroeder · 10-02-2003, 08:54 PM

Sorry, UB, I totally missed the first part of your post. Twice.

the_butcher · 10-23-2003, 02:30 AM

Alright, I don't know how I stumbled onto this thread this late, however, I am here. To begin, Schroeder, fuck you. He asked me because I am not a fuck like you. Go kill yourself now.

As for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...it is now the 24th, so it has been out for almost a week now. While I have not seen it yet (I plan to see it on Halloween night), I am both worried and excited. Here's why:

Excited
- TCM (the original) is by far the most badass movie ever made...EVER.

Worried/Pissed Off
- Michael Bay, the guy who directed Pearl Harbor and Armageddon, is the director of this movie. He is on a fucking anti-violence committee, and says he hoped to have this movie get a PG-13 rating. Fuck him. He also mentioned that he planned to take out all of the gore and blood that the original harnessed, when in reality the original has little to no blood and/or gore in it at all.

- Jessica fucking Biel is in it as the main character. Fuck her. She's in Seventh Heaven for god's sake. This movie doesn't need famous actors to try to make it sell, it needs to be fucking awesome. Goddamn those shitty marketing schemes made up by greedy fucks who run Hollywood.

- Marcus Nispel is the producer. You know what else he has produced? Fucking music videos. What a son of a bitch.

- They reveal Leatherface's actual face. That's the fucking gayest thing they ever could have done. The power of his character in the original and even the sequels is that he remains mysterious by having the mask cover his face. The fact that they show his face is quite possibly the most homosexual thing they could have done.

- They are calling this movie a remake of the original, however, the plot is not the same. They rip most of the plot off of the original, however, they change some of the key factors which made the 1974 version so cool. If they would have called it a sequel, I wouldn't have cared. But no, they feel they need to go and call it a remake. Stupid shits.

- The original 1974 version was made for roughly $100,000. The actual cost to make the new one was around $9 million. What the fuck?

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Well, as you can tell, I am a lot more worried about this movie than I am excited. I have heard from friends that it rocks, but I have heard from more people that it sucks ass. So I guess I'll just have to go see it for myself to decide. However, fucking with a cult classic like TCM is a sin in itself, so I hate whoever had a part in this movie, even if it does rock.

Pliedes · 10-23-2003, 03:43 PM

Well said.

We expect a comprehensive review from you after you see it.

Niger Angelus · 10-23-2003, 05:25 PM

I am just happy Jessica Biel is in it. And I think the movie will help me release some hostility.

Titan · 10-23-2003, 05:53 PM

Jessica Biel?
That reminds me of a picture I posted in another thread previously today.

VOL · 10-23-2003, 06:16 PM

The little TV girl being a little devilish

[ October 23, 2003, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

Ugly Bastard · 10-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Just got back from this movie, not too sure what to say.

It wasn't too special or anything, it just didn't do it for me. On the same note, it's not that bad either. Most people would probably like it a lot, I just thought it was mediocre 'cause it's really not my kind of movie.

Jessica Biel is really hot, so it's got that going for it. As far as scariness; it's not too scary. There was maybe one or two parts where I flinched a bit, but nothing worse than the PG-13 rated 'What Lies Beneath', so it's pretty weak in that department.

It's sort of frusterating to watch, because you just want the damn movie to be resolved...which it sorta does in the end...but not really.

Wholistically, go see it if you're bored or whatever..but don't camp out to get tickets.

-Ugly Bastard

VOL · 10-25-2003, 04:04 PM

VOL would rather watch 'Glitter' over and over.

the_butcher · 10-25-2003, 04:10 PM

That's a given, however, VOL would also rather take it up the ass from his dog everyday than watch TV.

VOL · 10-25-2003, 04:43 PM

not a fan of dogs butcher.

Fruitacious B · 10-25-2003, 05:56 PM

He prefers the acompaniment (sp) of men butcher, duhhh.

Combat Chuck · 10-25-2003, 06:55 PM

It's accompianiment there Fruit.

Or....I think it is. Damn, you've got me all confused here....

10-02-2003, 05:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	There are no movies without blood and gore. Unless there are titties. Now, if you are a man, which I hope you are, you will edit the previous statement.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 06:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Probably, but thanks for the pre-post post to bring down the insanely high levels of hype surrounding the_butcher's future post.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-02-2003, 07:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Okay, you just reversed the whole process. Now there's even more hype. People will be dying in the streets and the_butcher will be under a lot of pressure. What is the world coming to?
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-02-2003, 07:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	A green blob on a shelf somewhere that can't eat orange food.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 08:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Will the Butcher post for Christ's sake??
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 02:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Butcher- I'm curious. How excited are you for this movie? -Ugly Bastard

10-02-2003, 04:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I couldn't be more excited. Blood and gore horror movies are awesome, especially if they are based on a true story. [ October 02, 2003, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

10-02-2003, 05:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's awesome how I never asked you, Schroeder, isn't it? -Ugly Bastard

10-02-2003, 05:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Lazy Mary.

10-02-2003, 06:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I can attest to the fact the Butcher is both excited but worried about this movie. He's been following it since before it was ever even filmed years ago. Edited out to add to the Butcher's pre-post hype [ October 02, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

10-02-2003, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	There was an insanely high level of hype surrounding his post? Just in case there might be, I'll edit mine out...

10-02-2003, 08:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Sorry, UB, I totally missed the first part of your post. Twice.

10-23-2003, 02:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Alright, I don't know how I stumbled onto this thread this late, however, I am here. To begin, Schroeder, fuck you. He asked me because I am not a fuck like you. Go kill yourself now. As for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...it is now the 24th, so it has been out for almost a week now. While I have not seen it yet (I plan to see it on Halloween night), I am both worried and excited. Here's why: Excited - TCM (the original) is by far the most badass movie ever made...EVER. Worried/Pissed Off - Michael Bay, the guy who directed Pearl Harbor and Armageddon, is the director of this movie. He is on a fucking anti-violence committee, and says he hoped to have this movie get a PG-13 rating. Fuck him. He also mentioned that he planned to take out all of the gore and blood that the original harnessed, when in reality the original has little to no blood and/or gore in it at all. - Jessica fucking Biel is in it as the main character. Fuck her. She's in Seventh Heaven for god's sake. This movie doesn't need famous actors to try to make it sell, it needs to be fucking awesome. Goddamn those shitty marketing schemes made up by greedy fucks who run Hollywood. - Marcus Nispel is the producer. You know what else he has produced? Fucking music videos. What a son of a bitch. - They reveal Leatherface's actual face. That's the fucking gayest thing they ever could have done. The power of his character in the original and even the sequels is that he remains mysterious by having the mask cover his face. The fact that they show his face is quite possibly the most homosexual thing they could have done. - They are calling this movie a remake of the original, however, the plot is not the same. They rip most of the plot off of the original, however, they change some of the key factors which made the 1974 version so cool. If they would have called it a sequel, I wouldn't have cared. But no, they feel they need to go and call it a remake. Stupid shits. - The original 1974 version was made for roughly $100,000. The actual cost to make the new one was around $9 million. What the fuck? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Well, as you can tell, I am a lot more worried about this movie than I am excited. I have heard from friends that it rocks, but I have heard from more people that it sucks ass. So I guess I'll just have to go see it for myself to decide. However, fucking with a cult classic like TCM is a sin in itself, so I hate whoever had a part in this movie, even if it does rock.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

10-23-2003, 03:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Well said. We expect a comprehensive review from you after you see it.

10-23-2003, 05:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I am just happy Jessica Biel is in it. And I think the movie will help me release some hostility.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-25-2003, 05:56 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	He prefers the acompaniment (sp) of men butcher, duhhh.
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10-23-2003, 05:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Jessica Biel? That reminds me of a picture I posted in another thread previously today.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-23-2003, 06:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	The little TV girl being a little devilish [ October 23, 2003, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-24-2003, 11:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Just got back from this movie, not too sure what to say. It wasn't too special or anything, it just didn't do it for me. On the same note, it's not that bad either. Most people would probably like it a lot, I just thought it was mediocre 'cause it's really not my kind of movie. Jessica Biel is really hot, so it's got that going for it. As far as scariness; it's not too scary. There was maybe one or two parts where I flinched a bit, but nothing worse than the PG-13 rated 'What Lies Beneath', so it's pretty weak in that department. It's sort of frusterating to watch, because you just want the damn movie to be resolved...which it sorta does in the end...but not really. Wholistically, go see it if you're bored or whatever..but don't camp out to get tickets. -Ugly Bastard

10-25-2003, 04:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	VOL would rather watch 'Glitter' over and over.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-25-2003, 04:10 PM	#22 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	That's a given, however, VOL would also rather take it up the ass from his dog everyday than watch TV.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

10-25-2003, 04:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	not a fan of dogs butcher.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-25-2003, 06:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	It's accompianiment there Fruit. Or....I think it is. Damn, you've got me all confused here....