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Mr. Blonde · 10-17-2004, 05:00 AM

Although I strictly recall saying "not me", I don't think tonguegina is going to do this review. Lazy bastard. Anyways, 'gaz, tongue, UB and I went to see this at a matinee showing on Friday night, and I must say, we were laughing pretty much the entire time. It was everything I thought it would be, and more. If you like south park at all, you should go see this movie. If you're a whiny bitch like Puffs, you probably shouldnt. For gods sake, the theme song for the movie is called "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!".

The movie is based around the ethnocentrism of our great country with adding titles like "EUROPE: _______miles to the East of America" or "CENTRAL AMERICA: _________ miles South of the REAL AMERICA." Also, much like real life, Team America destroys pretty much every place they try to protect. However, the movie is not completely centered around poking fun at the U.S.; it makes fun of everything. Pretty much every stereotype possible is used in this movie, so don't go to it if you cant take a fucking joke. But I highly recommend seeing this movie. Its horribly made, and [should be] unbelievably offensive. Which makes it very, very funny.

Schroeder · 10-17-2004, 05:18 AM

Yeah, nothing is as quite as offensive, or strange, as two puppets having sex. Also weird were the scenes with Kim Jong Il singing, or any of the scenes they tried to play off as cliched and melodramatic, and there were far too many of those. I thought it was pretty good, and definitely offensive, but I wouldn't have paid to see it.

Oh, and my friend had downloaded it with a program, so if you could just go ahead and tell the MPAA, Puffs, that would be great.

10-18-2004, 09:32 PM

I downloaded it today...

Extremely funny movie!

tonguegina · 10-19-2004, 01:01 AM

Now, Mr. Blonde you stupid bastard, I explained this to you. If you wanted a decent review posted, I would not be the one to do it. I did not enjoy the movie nearly as much as the three of you did. I chuckled here and there, but it did not meet my high expectations. Was it funny? Sure, but I'd watch any South Park episode before this movie. I enjoyed it, but not as much as expected.

Mr. Blonde · 10-20-2004, 02:33 PM

I clearly heard you state that you were not going to write the review the other day. I was under the impression, however, thats because you lost the childish, but honorable "not me" game, you would be obligated to write the review. Nobody ever said anything about having to write a positive one.

You hurt my feelings.

Orgazmo · 10-20-2004, 06:19 PM

Don't be sad, Blonde. I, for one, appreciate and support your review.

10-17-2004, 05:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Although I strictly recall saying "not me", I don't think tonguegina is going to do this review. Lazy bastard. Anyways, 'gaz, tongue, UB and I went to see this at a matinee showing on Friday night, and I must say, we were laughing pretty much the entire time. It was everything I thought it would be, and more. If you like south park at all, you should go see this movie. If you're a whiny bitch like Puffs, you probably shouldnt. For gods sake, the theme song for the movie is called "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!". The movie is based around the ethnocentrism of our great country with adding titles like "EUROPE: _______miles to the East of America" or "CENTRAL AMERICA: _________ miles South of the REAL AMERICA." Also, much like real life, Team America destroys pretty much every place they try to protect. However, the movie is not completely centered around poking fun at the U.S.; it makes fun of everything. Pretty much every stereotype possible is used in this movie, so don't go to it if you cant take a fucking joke. But I highly recommend seeing this movie. Its horribly made, and [should be] unbelievably offensive. Which makes it very, very funny.
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10-18-2004, 09:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I downloaded it today... Extremely funny movie!
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10-20-2004, 02:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I clearly heard you state that you were not going to write the review the other day. I was under the impression, however, thats because you lost the childish, but honorable "not me" game, you would be obligated to write the review. Nobody ever said anything about having to write a positive one. You hurt my feelings.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-17-2004, 05:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, nothing is as quite as offensive, or strange, as two puppets having sex. Also weird were the scenes with Kim Jong Il singing, or any of the scenes they tried to play off as cliched and melodramatic, and there were far too many of those. I thought it was pretty good, and definitely offensive, but I wouldn't have paid to see it. Oh, and my friend had downloaded it with a program, so if you could just go ahead and tell the MPAA, Puffs, that would be great.

10-19-2004, 01:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Now, Mr. Blonde you stupid bastard, I explained this to you. If you wanted a decent review posted, I would not be the one to do it. I did not enjoy the movie nearly as much as the three of you did. I chuckled here and there, but it did not meet my high expectations. Was it funny? Sure, but I'd watch any South Park episode before this movie. I enjoyed it, but not as much as expected.

10-20-2004, 06:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Don't be sad, Blonde. I, for one, appreciate and support your review.