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Ugly Bastard · 05-20-2003, 10:32 AM

Where Is The Bear?

Where is the bear, that is mared
with a scar, from a hare, oh so rare;
that a bunny, who stole honey,
from the bear, who was scared.
This bear, like a pussy,
just stood there, oh so cushy,
only watching, someone swatching,
his honey, with some money.
What bear would not scare,
a rabbit with a habit,
of taking, and faking, and breaking,
his honey, oh his honey.
Now the beast, stands the least,
'cause a rabbit, with a habit,
took his honey, left some money,
gave a scare, he's just a hare...

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 05-20-2003, 11:27 AM

He's just a bear.
He's over there!
DO YOU CARE?
He's dipping his dick in soft pears!
He did it on a dare...
It's hardly fair.
He has no hair,
Because his name is Fuzzy Wuzzy; was he rare?
He did this on a dare as well and shaved his hair with Nair®.
Man that bear loses bets so bad and he's not even aware.
There are rumors going through the air.
That this bear is part of a circus fair.
To see him you must pay the fare,
You must catch, kill and skin a hare,
If you want more of him catch a pair,
No other bear has quite the flare,
No other one could you hardly bare,
Don't stand and stare,
Don't gawk and glare,
He's just a bear.

05-20-2003, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Where Is The Bear? Where is the bear, that is mared with a scar, from a hare, oh so rare; that a bunny, who stole honey, from the bear, who was scared. This bear, like a pussy, just stood there, oh so cushy, only watching, someone swatching, his honey, with some money. What bear would not scare, a rabbit with a habit, of taking, and faking, and breaking, his honey, oh his honey. Now the beast, stands the least, 'cause a rabbit, with a habit, took his honey, left some money, gave a scare, he's just a hare... -Ugly Bastard

05-20-2003, 11:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	He's just a bear. He's over there! DO YOU CARE? He's dipping his dick in soft pears! He did it on a dare... It's hardly fair. He has no hair, Because his name is Fuzzy Wuzzy; was he rare? He did this on a dare as well and shaved his hair with Nair®. Man that bear loses bets so bad and he's not even aware. There are rumors going through the air. That this bear is part of a circus fair. To see him you must pay the fare, You must catch, kill and skin a hare, If you want more of him catch a pair, No other bear has quite the flare, No other one could you hardly bare, Don't stand and stare, Don't gawk and glare, He's just a bear.