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fat_retard · 08-13-2003, 10:54 AM

Well fishy here just met a pretty girl and he says hes getting married tomrow and I'm like "nigga please, you ain't getting married to dat ho' " and he says "Damn straight I am" and then I said ok and walked away, now fishy got married and has like ten kids and they all want money for chocolate and fishy is like "damn homie, what am i spossed to do wit all deese kids?" and i'm like "what kids" and he gets all pissed and throws a lamp and i'm like "whoah this is serious ain't it?" and hes all like, "my wife wants to divorce me because she says that kids are smelly" by the way his wife isn't a baracuda. so i;m like "there is only one person who can save you now, captain america" so we hop in our helicopter and fly to american and see the dolphins at the hoover dam and the birds at mount rushmore and the donkeys, ahh the donkeys and then one of the donkeys goes hello there sir and i'm all like "whoah a talking dokey" hee haw hee haw hee haw meow meow gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle haha and the donkey says in an english accent "why this behaviour is atrocious!" and puts on his top hat and jumps over the moon to arrive on mars where he meets the canals and the canals are full of bbq sauce on mars and on mars mars is blue, not red. and then fishy is like what? and i'm like you didn't know that mars isn't blue its orange? and hes like oh haha you're joking and then starts listening to kenny g and dancing like a crazy fool and its all like weeeee alkjdf so then i start dancing to thriller by michael jackson and going crazy its awesome then i start rapping and 2pac shakur comes back fromt he dead and says damn g you suck at rapping. and i'm like no i don't at least im not dead [img]tongue.gif[/img] and tupac starts to rap and i rap back and we have a rap battle and then i win because tupac has to go back to the underworld to clean satan's shoes or something and i just go back to pimpin hoes and stuff and then i see this turtle and i'm like mr turtle where are you going at such a slow pace and hes like, my mommy wants this cookie and i'm too slow to get there on time. so i pick him up and throw him to his house! how nice am i today eh? well then there is this store with chocolate and stuff and i'm getting pretty hungry so i go in to the store and then i see a thing called a choco-fish and i'm like whoah, is that a fish made out of chocolate? and the store owner says not quite, this is a chocolate covered fish so i'm like i'll take one of those so i get it and i start to eat it when i realize its my old friend fishy! he killed himself by breathing chocolate! poor guy, so i guess the moral of the story is don't kill yourself and to use protection at all times!

Pliedes · 08-13-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by fat_retard:
poor guy, so i guess the moral of the story is don't kill yourself and to use protection at all times!

My thoughts exactly.

[ August 13, 2003, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

the_butcher · 08-14-2003, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by fat_retard:
...and to use protection at all times!

If only your parents would have taken that advice to heart...

malibu · 08-14-2003, 02:05 AM

wow... totally amazing story wish stuff like that happened to me

Alpha · 08-14-2003, 03:14 AM

I have no understanding of what was originally posted here, but it looks like you had a hell of a time writing that down. Super story.

fat_retard · 08-14-2003, 12:09 PM

yeah I don't even remember typing that really, and I wasn't on anything.

08-14-2003, 02:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
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08-14-2003, 03:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I have no understanding of what was originally posted here, but it looks like you had a hell of a time writing that down. Super story.
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08-13-2003, 10:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Well fishy here just met a pretty girl and he says hes getting married tomrow and I'm like "nigga please, you ain't getting married to dat ho' " and he says "Damn straight I am" and then I said ok and walked away, now fishy got married and has like ten kids and they all want money for chocolate and fishy is like "damn homie, what am i spossed to do wit all deese kids?" and i'm like "what kids" and he gets all pissed and throws a lamp and i'm like "whoah this is serious ain't it?" and hes all like, "my wife wants to divorce me because she says that kids are smelly" by the way his wife isn't a baracuda. so i;m like "there is only one person who can save you now, captain america" so we hop in our helicopter and fly to american and see the dolphins at the hoover dam and the birds at mount rushmore and the donkeys, ahh the donkeys and then one of the donkeys goes hello there sir and i'm all like "whoah a talking dokey" hee haw hee haw hee haw meow meow gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle haha and the donkey says in an english accent "why this behaviour is atrocious!" and puts on his top hat and jumps over the moon to arrive on mars where he meets the canals and the canals are full of bbq sauce on mars and on mars mars is blue, not red. and then fishy is like what? and i'm like you didn't know that mars isn't blue its orange? and hes like oh haha you're joking and then starts listening to kenny g and dancing like a crazy fool and its all like weeeee alkjdf so then i start dancing to thriller by michael jackson and going crazy its awesome then i start rapping and 2pac shakur comes back fromt he dead and says damn g you suck at rapping. and i'm like no i don't at least im not dead [img]tongue.gif[/img] and tupac starts to rap and i rap back and we have a rap battle and then i win because tupac has to go back to the underworld to clean satan's shoes or something and i just go back to pimpin hoes and stuff and then i see this turtle and i'm like mr turtle where are you going at such a slow pace and hes like, my mommy wants this cookie and i'm too slow to get there on time. so i pick him up and throw him to his house! how nice am i today eh? well then there is this store with chocolate and stuff and i'm getting pretty hungry so i go in to the store and then i see a thing called a choco-fish and i'm like whoah, is that a fish made out of chocolate? and the store owner says not quite, this is a chocolate covered fish so i'm like i'll take one of those so i get it and i start to eat it when i realize its my old friend fishy! he killed himself by breathing chocolate! poor guy, so i guess the moral of the story is don't kill yourself and to use protection at all times!

08-14-2003, 12:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	yeah I don't even remember typing that really, and I wasn't on anything.