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MAGICLIT · 02-18-2005, 08:11 PM

It recently occured to me that the only reason Mr. Blonde likes to "threaten" to eat everyones pizza is because he is bitter that no girl will give up their pussy 4 him to eat. And judging from his personality, I can understand why. Blondie you can throw any threat to "turn me into underwater" or "eat my pizza" but it is I who feels sorry for you...you pathetic, pathetic little man.

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 08:27 PM

I predict that Blonde will ravage your pizza when he reads this.

MAGICLIT · 02-18-2005, 08:28 PM

that was my reason for doing it, i love trouble

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 08:34 PM

Fuck with the bull and you get the horns...

MAGICLIT · 02-18-2005, 08:39 PM

yea, but i dont think blondie is ready to feel the penetration of my horns, & he for sure aint getting my pizza!

Ugly Bastard · 02-18-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Fuck with the bull and you get the horns...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 09:11 PM

Sometimes I wish I was a cartoon so I could fuck that chick.

Mr. Blonde · 02-19-2005, 02:23 AM

First of all, bitch, you couldn't be more wrong about me being a "pathetic little man who can't get any ass", but I don't feel the need to go into significant detail about myself in that aspect to defend myself to the likes of you. However, as long as you're playing the "guess your physical characteristics and personality by your posts on a message board, no matter how irrational or unfounded these claims may be" card, allow me to do the same, except with a bit more to work off of. You're probably an ugly whore, have an ugly/white trash/loser boyfriend, and not a nice body. Although I've mentioned it before, i've told you that you "getting off" on me getting "bitter" about your posts won't stop me from doing it. However, you continue to state that you "love doing this stuff LOLZSS!!1 I'M SO GOOD AT WUT I DO!11", Which I have never believed about anybody in the first place. Such claims are merely a defense mechanism for those who can't cope with the fact that people hate to hear what they have to say.

I'll simplify it for you. I call you a dumb bitch, because you talk like a whore and think it will get you attention from the likes of guys like Ironic Mustache, who don't take you seriously in the least. You see that I've called you these nasty things, and don't have the intellect nor precedent to deliver a proper retort, therefore you resort to the "lol, i love pissing you off it's so funny to see", although, as I've stated before, it's merely an "easy way out" so to speak, until your bitch ass gets called out by the likes of me.

From what you've posted thus far, I've come to the conclusion that you are a delusional slut in real life who knows that you're ugly, fat, and all around unlikeable, but you believe that you can compensate with all of these defects with your superior sluttiness, which, by your distorted sense of reason, keeps you up to par with the type of girls that guys like me would actually acknowledge/hold a conversation with, let alone date. This is also why you get on the internet and slut it up even more with people who can't see what you look like, because everybody online absolutely loves a good internet whore (10).

Unfortunately, trailer-trash retarded fucks who gravitate to the blatant-whoreness that you exude are allowed to have internet access in this world, which otherwise would have probably saved me from reading your posts and significantly injuring my brain. But then again, if it werent for the internet, and the hick-white trash breeding that most likely will result of it thanks to your e-whoring, I won't have anyone to flip my burgers 17 years from now, will I?

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
i cant talk when my mouth is full of dick

[action]sticks dick in MAGICLITS mouth[/action] I don't expect a reply until I take it out.

You just got owned, bitch. I'll feed your pizza to my fucking dog.

[ February 19, 2005, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

the Butcher · 02-19-2005, 02:50 AM

magiclit=

Hank · 02-19-2005, 03:07 AM

That picture looks familiar.
Hasn't it been posted around here before?

Orgazmo · 02-19-2005, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:

Sometimes I wish I was a cartoon so I could fuck that chick.

You don't have to be a cartoon to fuck a cartoon. Haven't you ever seen the movie Cool World?

Quote:

Blonde's big post

Well said.

the Butcher · 02-19-2005, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank:
That picture looks familiar.
Hasn't it been posted around here before?

I wouldn't doubt it. It's an easy find on google images when you search for hanging and lynching, so I always use it because it's first.

02-19-2005, 05:18 AM

Blonde is way better than magic clit so far.

Never mind.

If magic clit would only suck my dick...

newbreedofliar · 02-19-2005, 06:53 AM

i'M UPSET, BECUASSE I'M ETRUINHG TO TKILL TOLL VOTHING TO ILL INEXT TWXTET

the Butcher · 02-19-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreedofliar:
i'M UPSET, BECUASSE I'M ETRUINHG TO TKILL TOLL VOTHING TO ILL INEXT TWXTET

Right, I was thinking the same thing.

f3lix · 02-19-2005, 07:02 PM

Mr. Blonde · 02-19-2005, 09:02 PM

shit i'm down. don't see it going much farther from this, though.

Ironic Mustache · 02-22-2005, 03:37 PM

Blonde am angry.

George Sherman · 02-24-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
First of all, bitch... have an ugly/white trash/loser boyfriend

Actually I think she told me her boyfriend was a latin King, hehehe

This thread is awsome.

[ February 23, 2005, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

Ugly Bastard · 02-24-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
This thread is awsome.

No kidding. How about me just now finding it since Blonde's big post? I feel left out.

-Ugly Bastard

George Sherman · 02-24-2005, 01:09 AM

I know that sucks doesn't it

Mr. Blonde · 02-24-2005, 08:01 PM

I forgot about this. Where did that whore go?

Ironic Mustache · 02-24-2005, 08:10 PM

I haven't seen her around in a while.

underwater · 02-24-2005, 10:25 PM

looks like she just couldn't take it. apparently, she's not as tough as i am. [img]smile.gif[/img]

the Butcher · 02-24-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
looks like she just couldn't take it. apparently, she's not as tough as i am. [img]smile.gif[/img]

no, apparently she's not the plague and realizes when she is no longer wanted. i can think of a certain female/transgender member who should do the same. and i think it's name rhymes with "thunderwater".

02-18-2005, 08:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	It recently occured to me that the only reason Mr. Blonde likes to "threaten" to eat everyones pizza is because he is bitter that no girl will give up their pussy 4 him to eat. And judging from his personality, I can understand why. Blondie you can throw any threat to "turn me into underwater" or "eat my pizza" but it is I who feels sorry for you...you pathetic, pathetic little man.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-18-2005, 08:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I predict that Blonde will ravage your pizza when he reads this.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 08:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	that was my reason for doing it, i love trouble
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-18-2005, 08:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Fuck with the bull and you get the horns...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yea, but i dont think blondie is ready to feel the penetration of my horns, & he for sure aint getting my pizza!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-18-2005, 09:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sometimes I wish I was a cartoon so I could fuck that chick.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-19-2005, 02:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	magiclit=
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02-19-2005, 03:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	That picture looks familiar. Hasn't it been posted around here before?
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

02-19-2005, 05:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Blonde is way better than magic clit so far. Never mind. If magic clit would only suck my dick...
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-19-2005, 06:53 AM	#14 (permalink)
newbreedofliar Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: amishville Posts: 1 Internets: 10	i'M UPSET, BECUASSE I'M ETRUINHG TO TKILL TOLL VOTHING TO ILL INEXT TWXTET

02-19-2005, 07:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	OST?

02-19-2005, 09:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	shit i'm down. don't see it going much farther from this, though.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-22-2005, 03:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Blonde am angry.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-24-2005, 01:09 AM	#21 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I know that sucks doesn't it
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I forgot about this. Where did that whore go?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-24-2005, 08:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I haven't seen her around in a while.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-24-2005, 10:25 PM	#24 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	looks like she just couldn't take it. apparently, she's not as tough as i am. [img]smile.gif[/img]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.