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bert · 02-10-2004, 09:40 PM

Alright as i was sittin here today a friend was askin me for some suggestions as to how to get out of a valentine's day date that he wasn't so thrilled about goin on. as i was thinking some good thoughts popped into my head but i would like to hear what you other nubblites have to say bout ways to ditch the bitch on the first date or any date for that matter.

1. If this was a one time thing you can tell her that you had enlisted in the Army and that you were being sent overseas in the next couple days or maybe you are already in the army and you have to spend the weekend on duty or at the base and you cant go out.

2. If you are really desperate you could tell her you are gay, but prolly not the best excuse to use.

3. Tell her that you were in a serious relationship and that your girlfriend was killed in an accident after we left a concert and that the 1 year date is that weekend and you dont really want to go out and would like to stay home.

these are just a few ideas i could come up with, i would be honored to hear other thoughts from everyone. please share

[ February 10, 2004, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

Pliedes · 02-10-2004, 09:58 PM

I'm not sure about a date ahead of time, but if you want out during a date... just call someone from your phone in your pocket, then hang up. When they call back to ask what you wanted (because you didn't say anything when they answered), you just make up some excuse, like a 'family emergency' and you're sorry you have to cut the date short.

Ugly Bastard · 02-10-2004, 09:59 PM

I like the "I think you're ugly" card, but that one can be sensitive.

Tell her that you're moving to Spain. That always works.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 02-10-2004, 10:01 PM

You can always tell her you already have a date. Or if it's at college, just say you have a girlfriend back home. Or that you're girlfriend from back home broke up with you, and you'd rather not doing anything...

Titan · 02-10-2004, 10:04 PM

Personally I'd just use the excuse that you're girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with you and you don't feel like doing anything for Valentine's day because it was your anniversary. I'm sure she'd understand.

fancymeghan · 02-10-2004, 10:06 PM

a quick slap to the face will do the trick.

or you could just say that you already had plans...usually they get the hint if you say it just right.

Jewbie · 02-10-2004, 10:41 PM

Tell her that you believe in polygamy and the only way you will go on a date is if she brings one of her hot friends....you may not get out of the date, but the date could be a fun one...Note i have never tested this theory

Ugly Bastard · 02-10-2004, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbie:
Tell her that you believe in polygamy and the only way you will go on a date is if she brings one of her hot friends....you may not get out of the date, but the date could be a fun one...Note i have never tested this theory

Wow!

Welcome to Nubblies. Sheeiat...

-Ugly Bastard

Fruitacious B · 02-11-2004, 05:39 PM

One way that's almost guaranteed to work form what I've seen would be to...

Tell her that you've been really depressed and under a lot of stress lately and that you saw a therapist, and that the therapist recommended that you "take a break" or "spend some time apart".

Note: Make sure that if asked when you saw the therapist, that you don't say Saturday or Sunday. The only therapists you'd see on weekends are at a police department or a hospital, or through social services. It's not imperative that you remember this, a lot of girls probably wouldn't even notice. Unless they're like me, and notice from the very start, then you look like a dumbass.

If needed, I can give you a name and phone number of a person that I know who can tell you exactly what techniques would be necesary in using such a tactic. PM me for details.

BarryJive · 02-11-2004, 10:08 PM

I say the best possible way to get out of a date is to morph into a giant boner, then wail on your guitar. Thus blowing her mind and leaving it blown until well after valentines day. So she won't notice when you don't show up.

BarryJive · 02-11-2004, 10:08 PM

...or ya know...the therapist thing sounds pretty good.

St. Anky · 02-12-2004, 02:30 AM

pull out your dick and say:

"i want to be honest with you, all i really wanted from you in the beginning was ass. so either get on your knees and get acquainted now, or you're not really worth my time."

... its a gamble, but hey... what isnt?

Percipere'Chan · 02-24-2004, 02:34 AM

Sounds like the idiot was desperate for a date to begin with, and then realized just how low he'd sunk and wanted to back out.

He's a weak-willed motherfucker and should therefore learn his lesson. A true friend would tell this chick how excited the guy is to see her and that he's evidently planned out the whole evening but can't give any details 'cause it would ruin a really great surprise. This friend then goes to witness the occasion with many other friends and a good digvideocam.

Then that friend posts the phunny bits on the forum like a good nubblie.

Or you could just say, "I don't want to disapoint you but, I don't really want to go out on Valentines."

"But, I've got this Friend..."

02-10-2004, 10:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Personally I'd just use the excuse that you're girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with you and you don't feel like doing anything for Valentine's day because it was your anniversary. I'm sure she'd understand.
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02-10-2004, 10:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jewbie Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tel Aviv Posts: 74 Internets: 10	Tell her that you believe in polygamy and the only way you will go on a date is if she brings one of her hot friends....you may not get out of the date, but the date could be a fun one...Note i have never tested this theory
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02-11-2004, 05:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	One way that's almost guaranteed to work form what I've seen would be to... Tell her that you've been really depressed and under a lot of stress lately and that you saw a therapist, and that the therapist recommended that you "take a break" or "spend some time apart". Note: Make sure that if asked when you saw the therapist, that you don't say Saturday or Sunday. The only therapists you'd see on weekends are at a police department or a hospital, or through social services. It's not imperative that you remember this, a lot of girls probably wouldn't even notice. Unless they're like me, and notice from the very start, then you look like a dumbass. If needed, I can give you a name and phone number of a person that I know who can tell you exactly what techniques would be necesary in using such a tactic. PM me for details.
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02-11-2004, 10:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	I say the best possible way to get out of a date is to morph into a giant boner, then wail on your guitar. Thus blowing her mind and leaving it blown until well after valentines day. So she won't notice when you don't show up.
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02-11-2004, 10:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	...or ya know...the therapist thing sounds pretty good.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

02-10-2004, 09:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Alright as i was sittin here today a friend was askin me for some suggestions as to how to get out of a valentine's day date that he wasn't so thrilled about goin on. as i was thinking some good thoughts popped into my head but i would like to hear what you other nubblites have to say bout ways to ditch the bitch on the first date or any date for that matter. 1. If this was a one time thing you can tell her that you had enlisted in the Army and that you were being sent overseas in the next couple days or maybe you are already in the army and you have to spend the weekend on duty or at the base and you cant go out. 2. If you are really desperate you could tell her you are gay, but prolly not the best excuse to use. 3. Tell her that you were in a serious relationship and that your girlfriend was killed in an accident after we left a concert and that the 1 year date is that weekend and you dont really want to go out and would like to stay home. these are just a few ideas i could come up with, i would be honored to hear other thoughts from everyone. please share [ February 10, 2004, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

02-10-2004, 09:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'm not sure about a date ahead of time, but if you want out during a date... just call someone from your phone in your pocket, then hang up. When they call back to ask what you wanted (because you didn't say anything when they answered), you just make up some excuse, like a 'family emergency' and you're sorry you have to cut the date short.

02-10-2004, 09:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I like the "I think you're ugly" card, but that one can be sensitive. Tell her that you're moving to Spain. That always works. -Ugly Bastard

02-10-2004, 10:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	You can always tell her you already have a date. Or if it's at college, just say you have a girlfriend back home. Or that you're girlfriend from back home broke up with you, and you'd rather not doing anything...

02-10-2004, 10:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	a quick slap to the face will do the trick. or you could just say that you already had plans...usually they get the hint if you say it just right.

02-12-2004, 02:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	pull out your dick and say: "i want to be honest with you, all i really wanted from you in the beginning was ass. so either get on your knees and get acquainted now, or you're not really worth my time." ... its a gamble, but hey... what isnt?

02-24-2004, 02:34 AM	#13 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	Sounds like the idiot was desperate for a date to begin with, and then realized just how low he'd sunk and wanted to back out. He's a weak-willed motherfucker and should therefore learn his lesson. A true friend would tell this chick how excited the guy is to see her and that he's evidently planned out the whole evening but can't give any details 'cause it would ruin a really great surprise. This friend then goes to witness the occasion with many other friends and a good digvideocam. Then that friend posts the phunny bits on the forum like a good nubblie. Or you could just say, "I don't want to disapoint you but, I don't really want to go out on Valentines." "But, I've got this Friend..."
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