Third annual official nubblies Lucy Fur something something day.

[angry pancake]

While April 20 means something different for many people. A few days until easter nigger arrives (see below video). An excuse to smoke weed, in case was one was needed. The one year anniversary of the BP oil spill. However, for Nubblites, this marks the third year that Lucy Fur got shot up in a Chili's parking lot in Florida.

Seeing that there's a few folks here who wouldn't remember Lucy Fur (i.e. summerydude, sinister, horsedick, etc.) Lucy Fur was Laura Ronson from Michigan and mom of two who, while separated and waiting for the divorce to be finalized, decided it was okay to start fucking her boss. Unfortunately, Chris Ronson, didn't have a sense of humor about the matter even though he had a live in girlfriend. Mr. Ronson decided to track Lucy Fur and her boss down at a Chili's and take care of the problem. Lucy Fur was shot multiple times and died at the scene. Her co-worker, not the dude she was fucking, is paralyzed from several shots from a .45. Kinda in the wrong place at the wrong time. Chris fled and ended up killing himself at a rest stop on I-45 just north of Houston. I suppose he was distraught that Ugly Bastard had moved to Austin, but I really can't verify that rumor.

Showing her dedication to nubblies, I believe Lucy posted on nubblies just hours before her death. Unlike Kremlin, Lucy is still dead.

Instead of going to chili's and poking an employee today, I will enjoy some tomatoes in honor of Lucy Fur.

Easter Nigger

YouTube - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA CHARLIE BROWN! (2007)

YouTube - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA CHARLIE BROWN! (2007)

[Ugly Bastard]

I too will be enjoying some tomatoes today like I do everyday in honor of Lucy.

[SinisterKid]

That's a touching story.

[DJ FC]

I'll drop a few slices of tomato on the ground for Lucy Fur.

[SinisterKid]

My curiosity is getting the best of me. How did Lucy Fur stumble upon nubblies?

Tell us a story AP!!

[Ironic Mustache]

You can thank Ironic Mustache for that.

[Orgazmo]

Not that there's much there that he hasn't stated in this thread, but here is the original thread in which AP made the announcement 3 years ago.

[angry pancake]

She was posting on nubblies before me. I knew her, Chris, and their kids from Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournaments. I'm not sure how she got here. She, Kit, and Beskew got me to go to jj.net. Carnivorous Flavor/funglool invited me to nubblies. I think. . . .

[Ironic Mustache]

We need to keep track of the lineage like black belts. I came over here from jiu-jitsu.net and decided this was a great new home, so I brought over a few people (Repug, Carnivorous Flavor, Lucy, I think Vaga, etc.), and then they brought over a few of the other members (AP, bloodyfart, etc.). It was called the Invasion while it was happening.

[angry pancake]

Credit to Mr. Blonde for creating this glorious day.

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Lets make Lucy Fur day an official nubblies holiday. I say on Lucy fur date (whatever day she died, I don't feel like looking it up) We got with whatever Nubblites are around, or if there aren't any, by yourself, and get wasted off of those big mugs of beer they have and margaritas, and take pictures.

EDIT: Oh it's in the thread. I vote for April 20th to be Official Lucy Fur Nubblies Something something day. Huzzah.

[vaga1220 *]

I was the one who got her to start posting regularly on Jiu-jitsu.net. I was commenting on how all the women on JJ.net, mostly Dona Troy (who is dead now) and Kit (who, I assume has been dead on the inside since high school) were all elitist, feminist, cunts with no sense of humor; she felt the need to prove me wrong. She was the only one to really understand my bukkake posts.

[Ironic Mustache]

That makes sense. Donna Troy was a special kind of cunt that no one in the world liked.

[angry pancake]

I wonder who would win in a fight? Kit or Bloodyfart? I'm thinking Kit. She should be close to having Machado give his blessing for her black belt.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Still can't believe that shit.

I followed Ironic Mustache here from jjnet (I'll follow you anywhere, to the ends of the earth). But I can't for the life of me remember how I got to jj.net in the first place. All I remember is I lurked for a long time. That place was brutal. Ha! We sure did get these nubblies nancy boys riled up when we first invaded.

[Saint DH]

I wish I had some tomatoes.

[thekremlin]

[quote=Ironic Mustache;407765]We need to keep track of the lineage like black belts. QUOTE]

This. I have learned a few details from FC and reading old threads, but I would be curious to see a more robust history of nubblies.

Two possibilities:
1) Someone who has been around from the beginning could write something up.
2) We could open a 1-week window where everyone can email me their stories of how they got here, I will patch it together and ask questions to fill in the blanks, and get a more impartial account.

EDIT: We could call this the nubblies bible. (Just to piss off mr. blonde.)

[vaga1220 *]

Originally Posted by angry pancake

I wonder who would win in a fight? Kit or Bloodyfart? I'm thinking Kit. She should be close to having Machado give his blessing for her black belt.

As of yesterday.

[thekremlin]

Eddie Bravo got fat huh

[ninjaface]

[quote=thekremlin;407780]

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

We need to keep track of the lineage like black belts. QUOTE]

This. I have learned a few details from FC and reading old threads, but I would be curious to see a more robust history of nubblies.

Two possibilities:
1) Someone who has been around from the beginning could write something up.
2) We could open a 1-week window where everyone can email me their stories of how they got here, I will patch it together and ask questions to fill in the blanks, and get a more impartial account.

EDIT: We could call this the nubblies bible. (Just to piss off mr. blonde.)

This deserves a separate thread.

[Ironic Mustache]

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Eddie Bravo got fat huh

Lol, I was actually thinking that about bloodyfart. That shithead used to be like 175 lbs.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I want him to come back here just so I can say "hey, youre fat."

Lucy Fur was the greatest nubblies member who ever lived. Every morning she would be here sipping her coffee and participating in the sex box.

[ninjaface]

So that's why you got the cats. omigosh that is soooo sad.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Lol, I was actually thinking that about bloodyfart. That shithead used to be like 175 lbs.

Well, so much for Kit having the size advantage. A Bravo black is as legit as any. Fuck me, congrats to Brently.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by thekremlin

EDIT: We could call this the nubblies bible. (Just to piss off mr. blonde.)

Amazon.com: The Atheist's Bible: An Illustrious Collection of Irreverent Thoughts (9780061349157): Joan Konner: Books

[angry pancake]

Found this posted on Jiu-jitsu.net. Kinda gives an idea of the build up. There's tons of typical bullshit buried in here as well. Lucyfur was dead before the last few posts were made.

Jiu-jitsu Techniques & Classes Online: FYI

Edit: it's password protected.

Here's a cut and paste that I might have to clean up:

loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

been having problems with husband for past couple of years, husband got arrested for defending son, things still sucky between us, left husband, kept kids, husband threatened suicide (loro thinks just a manipulation tool), so took him to crazy clinic, he missed court because he was in clinic, bench warrant out for him, called his dad so he can help deal with it all, bench warrant taken care of, got him an apartment (that wont be ready until the 7th) so he will have to stay with me for a week. (fuck)
i'm exhausted

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mik_zev
cheeba monkey

sounds like everythings ok then. did i tell you that i've been dating a new chick lately?

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

the one you can seem to fuck... right?

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mik_zev
cheeba monkey

oh you must have read my other threads!


hope the boys are ok though, really.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

did i mention that his apartment is in the same complex my townhouse is in.....


the boys are doing very well actually. and that is a good thing

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

Yikes.

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vaga1220
Senior Member

You know if he killed himself it would actually make things easer.
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funglool
fucking triceratops......

life insurance doesnt pay for suicides.

"Husband got arrested defending son" sounds interesting...will you tell us the story or should i just make one up?

bench warrant is no big deal anyways....

why not send the big sad dumb lunk to the Marriot for a week? make his dad pay for it.

get the guns away..seriously

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

i'll most probably have time to tell you the arrest story later tonight or tomorrow.

some life insurance does pay for suicides if the policies are over a few years old. i would get about 750,000.00. a good amount of money but then my boys would be without their father and that i really would prefer that not to happen.

the bench warrant cost me 200.00 this evening.

the guns are locked up.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

whurz da keez do??????????

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

at work

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kzikyoshi
Striking Instructor

Been there with the divorce thing, twice. Fortunately, it worked out well for kids. Me and exes able to drop egos and keep kids the priority. Always tried to stay consistent with discipline...kids fuck up at mom's and she punishes them, it continues at my house, when they come. Always did the birthdays, special occassion stuff, school events, softball, etc. together, when possible. Kids need to see mom/dad can still communicate even if not together...not fucking easy, especially in beginning, but necessary. Now, get along great with both. For my 50th b-day, party put together by both ex wives and oldest daughter. Had my (current at time, now wife) girlfriend and ex-girlfriend there. Hear that Zev...Kyoshi am Svengali...you can't get laid by one covered in tats....ha ha! It'll all work out, Loro...you are the Empress Magnificent!!! Hide gun keys in vagina...he shouldn't be goin there for a while.

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

This will be a positive change for you and an opportunity to find somone who isn't nuts and/or a jerk. Congratulations.

The boys have a good mom, so they'll be fine.

See, mine was a whole lot less complicated with no kids - she was a nutty jerk and would nag, nag, nag from the minute I walked in the door. So I made a rule that she couldn't speak to me until I had one beer and watched one episode of Seinfeld - then she could speak. She couldn't help herself and started calling me "asshole". Over and over again. I finally said, "If you call me asshole again, I'm leaving." I guess she thought I was kidding.

Did I tell you she hit me with her car once? It was a very easy decision to leave her and I'm a happy man now - I wish you the same good fortune, minus the getting hit by a car part - that didn't help my knees any.

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

quote:Originally posted by Gene Simco:
nag, nag, nag from the minute I walked in the door. So I made a rule that she couldn't speak to me until I had one beer and watched one episode of Seinfeld - then she could speak.

That's genius. By the way, I discovered recently that I have a near genius level of aptitude for Seinfeld trivia. There was a pop culture show or something that had a Seinfeld category that I was just fucking money on. I wonder if there's some kind of advanced version of it out there somewhere.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

there is a place where you can get the advanced version...

imadouchefilledwithuselessinfo.com

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

Jealousy is unbecoming of you.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

name the black lawyer character on seinfeld.

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

That's easy, Jackie. Not sure about the last name.

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

Your face is my case.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

Jackie Childs..you suck

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kzikyoshi
Striking Instructor

Bosco!

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

Our sons were out playing football in the neighborhood and the youngest (12) got into a scuffle with another kid. My son pulled guard and they went down. The other kid's uncle decided to break them up. Not a problem yet... but then instead of pulling his own kid away he grabbed my son by the arms and jerked him out from under. While he was holding his arms the kid started punching him in the face. Then he tossed my son away and told him to go home. Of course he came in pissed off, crying, and telling us what happened so the husband went up there to confront the guy. He took the guy down after they exchanged words and the guy chest bumped him.... He didnt hit him or choke him enough to put him to sleep but his watch scraped the guys face a little. Husband got arrested for battery and the guy didn't get arrested for putting his hands on my son. I am angry with husband on one level but on the other no adult should ever be putting his hands on my boys. anyway.
He was supposed to be in court on monday and obviously missed it since he was in the hospital. Last night he had to turn himself in and get rebonded. Which cost me another 200.00.
Oh and did i mention that his new apt is going to be 5 buildings down from my townhouse?
I am really sick of this shit

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Angry Pancake
post whore

stupid dude chestbumped chro?

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

Yup - the same scumbags who start shit, will then turn around and cry when you beat the crap out of them.

... If Woody had gone straight to the Police ...
- That's what I tell myself to keep out of trouble.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

yes. stupid redneck mullethaired dude is lucky chro didn't break him in half. in retrospect, he should have.

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Cash McCallister

Yeah if you're going to get arrested for assault, you should at least get to assault the person.

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

You'll apprecitate this story, then.

My sister dates a lot of total losers. One night, she brings this crazy idiot over to my house for a couple of drinks. The more he drinks, the more he does two things that bother me (not sure where he was from) - 1. he starts talking about some football team called the Eagles, but calls them "Aaaygles" 2. He keeps asking me if I'll show him jiu-jitsu moves.

Finally, he gets so ripped that he starts kind of challenging me. Simco knows this trap and the guy probably wants money, so I escort him up to the guest room and kind of sort of pretend-nicely "physically encourage" him to take a time out. So that all ends and my sister starts apologizing - we talk a bit and she eventuallly joins him in the guest room to sleep it off. Heather and I have anohter drink downstairs and laugh it all off.

About 30 min. later, my Sister comes downstairs and says, "he hit me".

I don't say anything. I simply walk into my room and start making choices ... Super 90 ... or Wilson Combat ... hmmmm. I eventually decide on the 1911 and make my way back out of the bedroom. Now at this point, I know the guy can hear me because it's (the guest room) just over the balcony that looks over the living room where I am. I then ask her to repeat what she told me so that we are perfectly clear. "He hit you?", I said. I then intentionally unloaded the gun, then reloaded it so that the rack of the slide could be heard clearly. At this point the guest room door, which was opened a hair slowly shuts closed. I then hand the piece to my sister and say something funny that I can't recall right now. I begin to make my way upstairs when the Mrs reminds me that I almost threw him off the balcony "accidentally" on the way in the room and if he gets nuts, it's more than likely he'll fall this time. I'm thinking ... I thne also realize that I already roughed him up a bit and that's what probably cause him to be all insecure and hit my sister. This weasle wants to sue me.

I don't want to call the police here because it's embarrasing, so I call a friend of mine who takes care of these types of things. Like a cleaner.

Within 15 minutes, my friend is here, goes up stairs, knocks on the door, introduces himself (politely, which is hilarious to me, but terrifying to him) and tells this guy that he's done something wrong and that he's here to save him from me.

The guy in the room is crying and says, "can I put my pants on". So yes, of course - and then on the way out, he says, "are you taking me out to kill me?" .... no answer. Excellent.

He ended up driving this asshole ot his apartment and slowing down to a reasonable exit speed.

The guy actually moved and never made any calls to my sister again.

Moral of the story: If you've got something to lose, call the cleaner. If you can't afford a cleaner, then call the police.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

you know... none of you commented on the fact that my kid pulled guard. he told me he was going to go for an armbar or triangle. whichever opportunity came first

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

I would've ran over and started yelling at him for doing that and told him if he didn't hit a submission in less that 30 seconds, I'll play the role of the kid's friends and start kicking him.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

he got pulled away too soon....

next time he'll try an upkick on the way out

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

quote:Originally posted by Gene Simco:

I don't say anything. I simply walk into my room and start making choices ... Super 90 ... or Wilson Combat ... hmmmm. I eventually decide on the 1911 and make my way back out of the bedroom. Now at this point, I know the guy can hear me because it's (the guest room) just over the balcony that looks over the living room where I am. I then ask her to repeat what she told me so that we are perfectly clear. "He hit you?", I said. I then intentionally unloaded the gun, then reloaded it so that the rack of the slide could be heard clearly. At this point the guest room door, which was opened a hair slowly shuts closed. I then hand the piece to my sister and say something funny that I can't recall right now.

that is hysterical

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mik_zev
cheeba monkey

bad move. always try to play top game in a street fight.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

he's still young. he has much to learn

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

I can't believe I've never fucked your sister.

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mik_zev
cheeba monkey

oh man.

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

It doesn't make any sense to me. Aside from the fact that I want to just because, there's also the rest of the perks involved. Gene may act like he doesn't care, but I know the thought of my greezy little midget hands roaming the prairies of lil' sister simco would eventually have some effects on him. It should have happened for the entertainment of all.

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

You're worng about me caring ... that ended long, long ago.

The first couple of times, I was pissed - then after a while, you just stop giving a shit.

Now, if you had a son that eventually tried to date my daughter ... well, then you'd have something there.

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

Even if my son grew up to be an upstanding pillar of the community? Or does the fact that he came from my line automatically destroy all chances of you blessing their union?

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

quote:Originally posted by Gene Simco:
Now, if you had a son that eventually tried to date my daughter ... well, then you'd have something there.

dibs

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Gene Simco
Black Belt Instructor

I don't know ... I haven't really thought beyond you coming here for Christmas, breaking all my stuff and me not being able to call the cleaner on you.

I'm not so worried about Fung because he's a bit more coordinated while drunk and at least with his kid, I know that he has a genetic fighting chance via the pretty-lawyer mom.

Now, if Wayne gets himself a tall pretty wife with some money in the bank, I might think about it.

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hellcat
Senior Member

quote:Originally posted by Cash McCallister:
Even if my son grew up to be an upstanding pillar of the community? Or does the fact that he came from my line automatically destroy all chances of you blessing their union?

You can't breed class.

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Johhny Bombs
Senior Member

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=39614

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

so i went out with some people from work last night. i went into the bathroom and when i came out chris was there. he had already asked which one of the guys was fucking me. they all answered that no one was and they werent my type. he then called me a whore and left. came back in 5 minutes later, told me to go out and talk to our son cuz he was crying and then left.

he came back in about two hours later telling me that he would drive me home if i needed him to and got pissed when i told him no. we all went to one of the guys houses to sober up and eat. he called 32 times within 45 minutes. when i got home he knocked on the door 2 minutes later then called me when i wouldnt answer it. he kept calling me names and blah blah blah. i hung up on him and havent spoken to him since.

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vaga1220
Senior Member

Chris seems to be acting suspiciously like Chee. Now I'm going to need you to think real hard, where you ever married to Chee?
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funglool
fucking triceratops......

chee was impotent during the time of conception for loros children.....well actually i think chee was between the ages of 4 and 7 so i doubt it was him....

loros needs hard dick.

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

loro needs to get away from soon to be ex. he is actually starting to creep me out a little. today he called and said that he feels we were meant to be together and not apart.

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FDK
Senior Member

this is an episode of cops just waiting to happen. Does he have all his original teeth?

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loro
empress magnificent of the entire universe

posted April 20, 2008 05:38 PM

actually this is more like an episode of "unsolved mysteries". i will probably end up in a 55 gallon drum somewhere near daytona beach.

and yes he has all of his original teeth and has never even had a cavity in them.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

frank...what you may not know is this dude is a strong man competitor, armed and trained, and bjj nut job.

this is getting worse and worse.

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hellcat
Senior Member

April 20, 2008 09:12 PM

quote:Originally posted by loro:
actually this is more like an episode of "unsolved mysteries". i will probably end up in a 55 gallon drum somewhere near daytona beach.

and yes he has all of his original teeth and has never even had a cavity in them.

Usually they strip the body before they kill them. Thus we need naked pictures just in case we need to help identify the remains.

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funglool
fucking triceratops......

April 20, 2008 09:22 PM

i can always use a 55 gal drum and a .....well.... a tall skinny quiet woman.....

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Cash McCallister
Even in March.

April 21, 2008 11:00 AM

I found a glass of wine the other day that holds a whole bottle of wine in it. I was seriously considering it so I could legitamately tell people that I only have a glass of wine or two with dinner. I hadn't considered a 55 gallon drum though...

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Johhny Bombs
Senior Member

April 26, 2008 08:59 AM

no body - no investigation

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She was already dead by hellcat's last post.

A few name translations: Loro = Lucyfur; Cash McCallister = IM.; Mik_Zev = Malice; funglool = Carnivorous Flavor.