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Forum: The Games 10-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,808
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Cover your dick up cause it's got sores.

Cover your dick up cause it's got sores.
Forum: Reviews 10-12-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 2,999
Views: 338,016
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
breathtaking.

breathtaking.
Forum: General Chat 08-18-2008, 07:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 878
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
what I don't think matters is anyone's zion-inity...

what I don't think matters is anyone's zion-inity
fuck, I don't think you're all you pretend to be
to be that racist you'd have to be retarded
you just like to ruin what other people started...
Forum: The Confessional/Advice Line 11-12-2005, 03:05 PM
Replies: 25
Hi.
Views: 1,735
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post Hi.

Hi.
Forum: The Confessional/Advice Line 06-24-2005, 11:00 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,949
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I don't know who you're killing, but go for the...

I don't know who you're killing, but go for the gold
I have no family other than my father who's withered and old
if you want to go after him, I suppose it's your right
but he's in a place where...
Forum: The Confessional/Advice Line 06-23-2005, 10:42 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,949
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post that was a nice little plan, but I've got news...

that was a nice little plan, but I've got news for ya, Jack
I already caught the HIV about 5 years back
your girl already knew what she had
not only did she give it to you, but also your dad
your...
Forum: The Confessional/Advice Line 06-22-2005, 08:34 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,949
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post Your girlfriend's a whore and I don't love her ...

Your girlfriend's a whore and I don't love her
but she lets me come on her face after I fuck her
I sodomize her with a 9 inch dildo
then I wipe that shit all over your pillow
your girl sucks dick...
Forum: General Chat 04-18-2005, 08:05 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,809
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post What is a nubblie? Let me think for a second ...

What is a nubblie?
Let me think for a second
Well, Oh, he gets buttnaked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a nubblie?...
Forum: The Confessional/Advice Line 10-05-2004, 05:07 AM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 214,775
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post you know who really looks hot in girl pants? ...

you know who really looks hot in girl pants? girls! that's it, fuckers... what happened to men being men?
Forum: Rants 07-28-2004, 12:47 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 10,711
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post So you agree that both you and your girlfriend...

So you agree that both you and your girlfriend are worthless sacks of horseshit. Glad we talked.
Forum: News 07-21-2004, 03:49 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 9,422
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post it looks like a corolla to me.

it looks like a corolla to me.
Forum: The Games 07-21-2004, 03:43 AM
Replies: 703
Views: 37,082
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post behind a dumpster in the alley adjacent to...

behind a dumpster in the alley adjacent to O'hurlahan's pub in boston... say mid-july
Forum: Shit Talking Central 07-21-2004, 03:40 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,682
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post Although you do speak some truth, I think you may...

Although you do speak some truth, I think you may be confused as to what an OST is.
Forum: Shit Talking Central 07-20-2004, 04:16 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,682
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I'm sure I could come up with something new and...

I'm sure I could come up with something new and exciting for you. Why don't you accept my challenge for an OST?
Forum: Reviews 07-16-2004, 02:06 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,911
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I'm not a big fan of the zoo, but I might go...

I'm not a big fan of the zoo, but I might go anyway.
Forum: Shit Talking Central 07-16-2004, 02:03 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 359
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I'd like to transfer my challenge to underwater...

I'd like to transfer my challenge to underwater then.
Forum: Jibberish 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 5,290
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I'm a psychopath ridin with my mind in the sky ...

I'm a psychopath ridin with my mind in the sky
lookin for the next bitch I wanna make die
laughin cause I know how her momma will cry
couldn't give a fuck less but I don't know why

I'm a...
Forum: The Games 07-14-2004, 02:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,384
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post shut the fuck up you stupid bitch just thinking...

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch
just thinking of you makes my dick itch
remember that time we had relations
I woke up the next day to plantations of crustaceans
crabs all pinching my nuts and...
Forum: Shit Talking Central 07-14-2004, 01:59 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 359
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I challenge vol to an OST for shitty posts and...

I challenge vol to an OST for shitty posts and general crimes against humanity?

I don't get on a lot so if he accepts someone call me and let me know.
Forum: General Chat 07-07-2004, 10:21 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 241
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post If I were president there would be no explicit...

If I were president there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with aunt Bea

If I were president thou shall not worship false billy idols
And thou shall...
Forum: The Games 05-30-2004, 05:01 AM
Replies: 575
Views: 31,459
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post here we see the downfalls of having absolutely no...

here we see the downfalls of having absolutely no style when attending the pimp ball... you get stuck with the hoes no one else would take.
Forum: The Arts 05-30-2004, 04:58 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 4,065
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I know everything and you know nothing I need...

I know everything and you know nothing
I need to shut up and get a good butt-fucking
if you've got a question, I've got the answer
If only I were hotter, I'd could be an exotic dancer
but, alas,...
Forum: Jibberish 05-30-2004, 04:44 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 282
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I like to crush my tostitos into my burritos or...

I like to crush my tostitos into my burritos
or sometimes I substitute some chili cheese fritos
I love those lil sums a bitches
their wealth of flavor shares it's riches
with all the buds I use...
Forum: News 04-28-2004, 11:07 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,068
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post I have no idea.

I have no idea.
Forum: The Games 04-02-2004, 05:22 AM
Replies: 822
Views: 38,167
Posted By Jesus Chrystler
Post you can have the Little Kings, while I'm sipping...

you can have the Little Kings, while I'm sipping on the Mickey's
when it comes to beer, ole J.C. gets kinda picky
never wanting to settle for some watered down shit
but I'd rather grab a bong and...
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