omg Orgazmo ouch is the first word that came to my mind. And then holy fucking shit came to mind. Nice work.
What about like making him become a parasitic hotel. Like let's give him hook worm, round worm, heart worm, and all that shit. Then we'd let him suffer a bit (cough up huge ass hook worms in the middle of the night...shit out worms basically be a fucking worm machine). If that doesn't eventually kill him (which I would imagine it would) we'd just chop his head off with an ax. Perhaps we could go medievil and drop a gullotein (sp) on him.
Or we could really play with him. Make it like a graphic movie or something and force Osama to star it in. Like the first scene he'd have to battle a real lion...maybe he could have a knife or something, and then make the movie slowly progress as he has to do more and more life threatening stunts and shit like that. Then in the end have him killed by like making him jump out of a plane with no parachute or something. Then release the movie. That way we could make a good profit off of his death.
[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited November 08, 2002).]
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