Listen, we've had indirect debates about this all over the boards and in many different topics...so I say let's stop it. I'll argue that Pirates are better until the end of time, just as many of you will do with ninjas. Because of this, to debate would be pointless. With that in mind, I believe that bringing an impartial judge to Pirates Vs. Ninjas arguement is just what we need.
Who the hell can be impartial in such a heated question? Not a who, my dear friend, a what. It's at this point in time that I feel a formal introduction is to be made. My fellow Nubblites, I present to you a good friend of mine,
Googlefight. Googlefight is a tool based on the Google search engine that judges winners in various fights. To utilize my (and now our) good friend for this case, simply input the world "Pirate" into either of the two boxes along with "Ninja" into the other. Simply click "Make a Fight!" to immediately find the results of our lifetime-long debate.
Go wipe your tears, ninja bitch. Pirates rule, motherfucker.