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Ugly Bastard · 02-16-2003, 11:58 PM

I have been downloading songs quite a bit today. We have a firewall at Ball State, and most of the time, I am never capable of downloading music. But today, for some reason, the downloading venue I use, was "un-firewalled" if you will. So being the music-lover I am, I decided to just a shitload of songs, while I still can.

After downloading, I'd say 200 or so songs throughout the day, I checked to see how many songs I had on my computer (...this all happened like five minutes ago). The number of song on my computer is exactly 1,547.

At the time, I was thinking this was a shit-load of songs. But then I decided that it probably wasn't too many, and so I asked my friend, Orgazmo, how many songs he had on his computer just to deflate my quite-large ego at this point.

I asked Orgazmo via ICQ how many songs, here is how that unfolded (for the record, I edited names on the post, we don't really refer to each other as "Ugly Bastard" and "Orgazmo"):

Ugly Bastard: approximately how many mp3 files are on the beast?
Orgazmo: are on what?
Ugly Bastard: your computer
Orgazmo: not sure...why
Ugly Bastard: curiousity was the driving force behind that question
Orgazmo: ahh, goodtimes
i'll look in a sexcunt
Ugly Bastard: cool
Orgazmo: indeed

A few moments later.

Orgazmo: 1,547
Ugly Bastard: holy ES-fucking-P!!! Orgazmo, i shit you not when i say this to you....i have 1,547 mp3 files on my computer right now.
Orgazmo: shut up, you're lying
Ugly Bastard: i swear to god i'm not lying to you....i've been downloading a ton of songs today, and i looked, and saw that i have 1,547, and i thought that was a shit-load....and then i thought, "well, it's a lot...but probably not as many as Orgazmo has...that bastard". so i asked you, and we have the same fucking number.
Orgazmo: there is no way that you're telling the truth...no fucking way
Ugly Bastard: I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. may god strike me dead as soon as i send this message if i am lying.
Ugly Bastard: see...i wasn't fucking lying to you.
Orgazmo: that's amazing...absolutely amazing...
the exact number...
Ugly Bastard: yeah.....you weren't being a cockbear, and somehow getting into my computer, and seeing how many songs i have, and telling me that you have the same number, were you?
Orgazmo: no...i couldn't do that
Ugly Bastard: i didn't think so.
what do you make of all this....don't you think that all of this shit is just a little bit too weird to be coincidence
Orgazmo: yeah...it really is...
there's something awry
Ugly Bastard: indeed
Orgazmo: what the fuck...honestly
1547...
Ugly Bastard: i'm going to start monitoring coincidencies between us more closely now.
Ugly Bastard: i know......what are the fucking odds?
Orgazmo: they are 1 in a fucking ton
make a post about it ugly bastard

Coincidence?

I dunno...I don't fucking know.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 16, 2003).]

02-16-2003, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I have been downloading songs quite a bit today. We have a firewall at Ball State, and most of the time, I am never capable of downloading music. But today, for some reason, the downloading venue I use, was "un-firewalled" if you will. So being the music-lover I am, I decided to just a shitload of songs, while I still can. After downloading, I'd say 200 or so songs throughout the day, I checked to see how many songs I had on my computer (...this all happened like five minutes ago). The number of song on my computer is exactly 1,547. At the time, I was thinking this was a shit-load of songs. But then I decided that it probably wasn't too many, and so I asked my friend, Orgazmo, how many songs he had on his computer just to deflate my quite-large ego at this point. I asked Orgazmo via ICQ how many songs, here is how that unfolded (for the record, I edited names on the post, we don't really refer to each other as "Ugly Bastard" and "Orgazmo"): Ugly Bastard: approximately how many mp3 files are on the beast? Orgazmo: are on what? Ugly Bastard: your computer Orgazmo: not sure...why Ugly Bastard: curiousity was the driving force behind that question Orgazmo: ahh, goodtimes i'll look in a sexcunt Ugly Bastard: cool Orgazmo: indeed A few moments later. Orgazmo: 1,547 Ugly Bastard: holy ES-fucking-P!!! Orgazmo, i shit you not when i say this to you....i have 1,547 mp3 files on my computer right now. Orgazmo: shut up, you're lying Ugly Bastard: i swear to god i'm not lying to you....i've been downloading a ton of songs today, and i looked, and saw that i have 1,547, and i thought that was a shit-load....and then i thought, "well, it's a lot...but probably not as many as Orgazmo has...that bastard". so i asked you, and we have the same fucking number. Orgazmo: there is no way that you're telling the truth...no fucking way Ugly Bastard: I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. may god strike me dead as soon as i send this message if i am lying. Ugly Bastard: see...i wasn't fucking lying to you. Orgazmo: that's amazing...absolutely amazing... the exact number... Ugly Bastard: yeah.....you weren't being a cockbear, and somehow getting into my computer, and seeing how many songs i have, and telling me that you have the same number, were you? Orgazmo: no...i couldn't do that Ugly Bastard: i didn't think so. what do you make of all this....don't you think that all of this shit is just a little bit too weird to be coincidence Orgazmo: yeah...it really is... there's something awry Ugly Bastard: indeed Orgazmo: what the fuck...honestly 1547... Ugly Bastard: i'm going to start monitoring coincidencies between us more closely now. Ugly Bastard: i know......what are the fucking odds? Orgazmo: they are 1 in a fucking ton make a post about it ugly bastard Coincidence? I dunno...I don't fucking know. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 16, 2003).]