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Unread 09-14-2005, 04:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
bloodyfart
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before training last night, i was watching a couple episodes of the real world austin. i couldnt get over what a bunch of losers the guys on the show are.

first, the boston guy is a fucking moron. he has an amazingly hot piece of ass who is in love with him, even though he treats her like shit, and what does he do? he tries to go out with other chicks cause he doesnt know if its right. fucking A. he is not going to find better than that, especially with his mutant eye and the recent death of his mother (basket case). he needs to accept this shit and love every moment of fucking her. you know when he watches the show in five years from now he is going to hang himself for not indulging in every partof her body for the duration of his stay.

second, the white boy with the dumb and dumber haircut is also a jackass. he has this chick who is way out of his league all over him. yes, its obvious she just likes him to be on tv, but the guy doesnt get laid by anyone else. however, his delusions about his playerdom entice him into believing he has a chance to fuck other hotter chicks. he needs to see that his stupid pumpkin head albino ass needs to take what he can get cause he is not going to catch another chick in his wildest dreams.

third, the black guy is an asshole. all he does is talk about scoring pussy and losing wingmen, but he hasnt fucked one girl yet. he is all fucking talk. whats worse is that he is convincing the other dudes that they need to shed their chicks to pimp with him, and the only reason he is doing that is cause he cant stand the fact that he cant get ass when he is a dlevel celeb. my advice to him is to lost the pookah shells and quit planting seeds of discontent. black guys and pookah shells and discontent dont mix

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