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Dodge diesel · 01-20-2004, 08:26 PM

Hi, I am Dodge Diesel.

My life revolves around cars. All I care about is things that can move down a road. To most people, they are just means of transportation, but to me, they are my life. I love vehicles, and other guys with a passion.

Nothing gives me more joy than when one of my hillrod friends buys an old Mustang (which is about every weekend). He'll come over to my house, and after we have butt-sex, we go out back and pop the hood to the car, and talk about it for the rest of the day. We use real dumb-bastard terms like "hemi" and "carborator" and "ignition" and "socket". We like talking about cars all day. Usually we make a trip over to Marsh to buy chewing tobacco, and on our way out, we pick up one of those free car catalogues. We then sit there for hours on end, flipping through the catalogue pretending what it would be like to own each of the cars in the magazine, and what we would do with them if we owned them.

We like to slip off to the woods on our four-wheelers sometime during all this, so we can have ravaging butt-sex for a while.

I hope that someday I will get to take over my Dad's automotive business, so I can change oil for people, for the rest of my life, for very low pay. I can't wait until I take over my father's business, and live in Claypool for the rest of my life. It's truly going to be amazing.

I like double posting while I'm having butt-sex with other guys too.

[ January 24, 2004, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

01-20-2004, 08:26 PM	#65 (permalink)
Dodge diesel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 7 Internets: 10	Hi, I am Dodge Diesel. My life revolves around cars. All I care about is things that can move down a road. To most people, they are just means of transportation, but to me, they are my life. I love vehicles, and other guys with a passion. Nothing gives me more joy than when one of my hillrod friends buys an old Mustang (which is about every weekend). He'll come over to my house, and after we have butt-sex, we go out back and pop the hood to the car, and talk about it for the rest of the day. We use real dumb-bastard terms like "hemi" and "carborator" and "ignition" and "socket". We like talking about cars all day. Usually we make a trip over to Marsh to buy chewing tobacco, and on our way out, we pick up one of those free car catalogues. We then sit there for hours on end, flipping through the catalogue pretending what it would be like to own each of the cars in the magazine, and what we would do with them if we owned them. We like to slip off to the woods on our four-wheelers sometime during all this, so we can have ravaging butt-sex for a while. I hope that someday I will get to take over my Dad's automotive business, so I can change oil for people, for the rest of my life, for very low pay. I can't wait until I take over my father's business, and live in Claypool for the rest of my life. It's truly going to be amazing. I like double posting while I'm having butt-sex with other guys too. [ January 24, 2004, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]