In another post drunk Ironic Mustach says that my wife is fat. She's not. The point is though to white guys she might be fat because she doesn't look like a bony Paris Hilton. One of these days you white guys are gonna suddenly realize that your woman is getting it from a big dicked black man then its to late for you. How could that happen? Easy.
In this scenario that happens too often you have four characters. There is Jack, a white male that is the husband/ boyfriend of Jill. There is also Jill, a white female who is the wife/ girlfriend of Jack. Then there is Walt, a black coworker or friend of Jill. Lastly, there is Sally. Sally is a co worker of Jack that is so skinny when you see her she makes you hungry. Maybe a size 1 or something.
So here the story goes. Jack and Jill are in a relationship, but Jill has put on a few pounds over the years. She isn’t fat but she is thick. She has got some nice curves, but she is far from Paris Hilton skinny. Hell she isn’t Victoria Secrets model thin either. Jack keeps pestering her to lose weight.
Over time Jill has low self-esteem because she thinks she is fat and sloppy. Her man doesn’t pay attention to her and is always working late. Jill comes to work one day and Walt notices her and asks what is wrong. Jill spills the beans. Walt starts to tell her that she has a fine body and would like to take her out to get her mind off of things. Jill is bashful and says no because of her man.
More time goes by and Jill is now getting the cold shoulder from her man. Jack doesn’t care about Jill because he has been sticking it to Sally. Finally Jill takes Walt up on the offer. Next thing she knows she has fallen down on Walt’s dick and cant get up.
Now boys and girls how did this happen? Well simply put you white boys call your ladies fat if they gain a extra few pounds. Then you see a rake and go ape shit over her thinking she’s the next big thing besides indoor plumbing. Meanwhile your lady has been getting looks and compliments from a brotha and now her head is all swolled up. Sooner than later your girl will be getting it from some mandingo warrior named Walt.
So if your lady gains a few, don’t sweet it. More cushion for the pushin I say.
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