New Forum is up...
If you think you should have access (Registered in March or before and have 20 or more posts), but do not...talk to me. Otherwise, wait patiently and post quality shit. The Elite will vote in new members periodically...so you'll probably get in sometime, depending on what The Elite think of you

That doesn't mean you have to kiss ass...it just means post good shit and you'll get in sooner rather than later.