The current member is Jesus. I assume you're all up to date on his beliefs and teachings... He was born a bastard child, circa 0 BC to a young woman named Mary. God had hit it and quit it, so unfortunately Jesus had no real make role model to look up to. He soon fell in with the wrong crowd and got mixed up with drugs. He started doing a lot of acid (A WHOLE LOT) and claiming he was a prophet. His “friends” all thought he was weird and ditched him. On the verge of suicide, Jesus turned a bunch of water into wine and got shitfaced. He wandered the streets of Bethlehem drunk and alone before passing out near some baskets or something. At this moment, the Secret Blue Cock turned a corner and found him lying in his own vomit. The SBC picked him up, took him home, and began Jesus’ rehabilitation. It was a long and arduous journey, but Jesus was no punk and stuck to it. Finally he kicked his habits, so it was time for him to say goodbye to the Secret Blue Cock. He then started religion and the rest is history. That’s all I have to say about Jesus.
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