Yeah, no wonder you're so damn ugly.
Last year, I was rehearsing for our One Act, 'The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abriged)', and at the end of the show, I had to run out of the back doors at Lakeview. During the rehearsal, no one remembered to open those doors for me. So I ran into them full speed and my glasses ended up cutting me a big gash right above my eye.
It was on the announcements.
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