[Lucy Fur]

Originally posted by Titan:
Not only is butt-fucking a girl better than vagina-fucking, but I actually prefer going down on a girl's asshole. I mean, first of all it obviously ends up making the sex better because she likes it more, because, as we all know, the female's clitoris is on her asshole. I have to admit also, that it tastes a lot better. We all know that the vagina is not the most savoury flavour ever, but I think it also goes without saying that human feces tastes really good. I was gonna fix myself a bowl of shit for breakfast today, but I'm out of milk.

this totally just cracked me right the fuck up.