The self-checkout was utilized for speed purposes (and to eliminate any possible questions that may or may not have arisen from the cashier), and the two left quickly upon their steed.
The Living Reciprocal -
7:44 pm
On a trip to a known roadkill hotspot, the two investigators stumbled upon two living specimen of vitality. Witnessing their beauty and wonder, the two could only imagine how the creatures would look dead...on the side of the road. At this moment, it was said that the
ultimate goal of the trip would be to find a dead deer. Of course, neither thought that it would actually happen...but it's always nice to have goals. Without delay, they snapped a picture of said specimen.
Louie the Opossum -
7:49 pm
The roadkill hotspot immediately produced a fine piece of hardly recognizable filth, Louie the Opossum. Upon
Winona Beach Drive, the once-creature was stumbled upon. At the occurrence of discovery, a few photos were snapped.
Louie used to be a fun guy. Louie was the guy that would always come up to you at the party, the guy that you wouldn't have to approach for a good laugh. Now, as you can see, he is one tractor-trailer away from
being dust.
Carelessness behind the wheel has turned this once-lovable character into a simple pile of scraps.
In honor of this creature of God, we decided that he should be raised above the gravel that took his life. The spatula was used.
After Orgazmo took a crack at honoring this fallen soldier, Ugly Bastard decided to try his hand at the lost art. He proved to be quite good at it, as he actually summoned the spirit of the creature. This is the cause of the clouding of the picture.
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited May 26, 2003).]