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Henry the Cat

Henry was found no more than 100 yards away from Beatrice and Oscar on Old US 30, truly a prime spot. At first, the hunters were unsure of Henry's species, but Orgazmo's keen sense of order detected feline.

As you can see in this image, red arrows indicate Henry's set of grayed whiskers, once you spot those, it's rather easy to see he is a cat.



Henry was a loving grandfather, and member of the local Lions Club. One day, while crossing the street to get the paper, he was struck by a tractor-trailer. Now, typically cats do not live through being hit by a tractor-trailer...Henry is no exception. We shall miss Henry, and all of the good that his life brought into the world.

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After another successful outing, the two dire smelling hunters decide to call it a day.

On the drive home, the two discuss the possibility of having a roadkill tournament sometime, in which members of this board are deployed out into the town to search for roadkill. When they find such roadkill, they call the hunters, and we come to the scene to photograph, and judge the find. When the game is over, all we re-conviene at a location to be disclosed later, at which point the hunters will award a winner in the hunt for roadkill.

This is still simply an idea, so don't get too jumpy.

After another wonderful evening of hunting, this is Orgazmo and Ugly Bastard signing off, until we meet again...

-Orgazmo and Ugly Bastard
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