A man spots a boy standing on the edge of a cliff by the ocean, crying.
The man wanders over to him and says, "What's the matter son, are you okay?".
The boy says, "No mister, I'm not! My parents were just standing here with me, admiring the view, and then they slipped and fell down the cliff. My mommy hit that rock down there and she's dead. My daddy landed in the water, and he was okay, but then a shark came along and took him under, and now he's dead too mister! I've got no parents, no one to raise me, I miss them already!! * sobs uncontrollably *
The man pauses for a moment and takes the story in. Then he looks at the kid, pulls down his pants, and says, "It's just not your day little boy"
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