i'm extremely jaded.
my brother is a medic and calls to tell me about various runs he has throughout the day.
one day while i was at work he called to tell me about a guy who was fixing something under his big truck....
he had his gf get in the car and start it so that he could hear how it sounded. she did, then proceeded to put it into drive and run him over.
my bro told me that the guys insides were basically coming out his ass. all i did was laugh and say "natural selection at its finest"
people at work now think i am heartless...
another time he called me to say some guy had committed suicide in his minivan via bugbomb... my reply to that was.. "now they can sell the vehicle knowing that it is critter free".... and then i gave the guy a 10 for ingenuity
[ December 06, 2005, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]
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