What if you were injected with opiates...an amount large enough that you're completely paralyzed...but small enough so that you're still completely conscious and aware of what's going on around you (and we'll say you can feel everything too). Now imagine that a toddler is in the room with you...and, for some unknown reason, they're absolutely convinced that you're not a real person. On top of this, they're convinced that candy is hidden inside of your body. Delicious candy. The best candy in the world. In order to get to the candy, they must get inside of your body. Unfortunately for them, the only thing in the room beside you and the toddler (who are both completely naked) is a package of 50,000 staples...each individual. Because of their inability to free their mind of the candy that rests inside of your body, the child is relentless in their use of the staples to slowly tear your body apart in search of the delicious treat. They won't stop until they find it. Ever.
That'd suck.
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