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Orgazmo · 12-01-2004, 05:53 PM

You're all wrong. This is the worst way to die:

Imagine a terrorist kidnaps you and puts you in a small cell. Outside of the cell, the terrorist has both or your parents held hostage. He gives you a gun (with a single bullet) and tells you that you have to kill one of your parents. If you refuse to kill one of your parents...or if you kill yourself with the gun, both of your parents will be slowly tortured until they're dead. If you suck it up and off one of them, you and the other will be free to go.

You're given a few minutes to think about where you're going to fire your gun...and then, once your time is up, you have only a few seconds to act. Of course, being the crafty fuck that you are, you decide that shooting a parent is out of the question...so you instead shoot the terrorist. The bullet pierces through his body, leaving a wound that allows him a few more minutes of life before finally sending him to hell.

In these last few minutes, your "father", who had previously been weeping at your mother's side, begins to demonically laugh. He pulls off an amazing mask to reveal that he is the actual terrorist. He goes over to the dying "terrorist" and removes a mask that shows that you've just delivered a fatal shot to your real father.

In a fit of rage, your mother, who is now an emotional wreck, steals the terrorist's gun (he had it hidden behind his back whilst pretending to be your father) and shoots you with it (for killing her husband). The bullet goes through your thigh and leaves you with nothing but tremendous pain. The terrorist quickly disarms your mother and rapes her at gunpoint in front of you and your wounded thigh. Once he's finished, he kills her with a dull blade, removes and eats her heart, and then exits the building.

You're left in the cell with your thigh wound. It's not nearly bad enough to kill you on its own...but, unluckily enough, it becomes infected and eventually leads to your contraction of a rare disease that slowly turns your body inside out 1/8th of an inch at a time...starting with the tip of your cock.

In the end, you're killed knowing that you killed your father, that your mother died a terrible death, and that her last breath was full of hatred for you.

Beat that, fuckers.

12-01-2004, 05:53 PM	#40 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	You're all wrong. This is the worst way to die: Imagine a terrorist kidnaps you and puts you in a small cell. Outside of the cell, the terrorist has both or your parents held hostage. He gives you a gun (with a single bullet) and tells you that you have to kill one of your parents. If you refuse to kill one of your parents...or if you kill yourself with the gun, both of your parents will be slowly tortured until they're dead. If you suck it up and off one of them, you and the other will be free to go. You're given a few minutes to think about where you're going to fire your gun...and then, once your time is up, you have only a few seconds to act. Of course, being the crafty fuck that you are, you decide that shooting a parent is out of the question...so you instead shoot the terrorist. The bullet pierces through his body, leaving a wound that allows him a few more minutes of life before finally sending him to hell. In these last few minutes, your "father", who had previously been weeping at your mother's side, begins to demonically laugh. He pulls off an amazing mask to reveal that he is the actual terrorist. He goes over to the dying "terrorist" and removes a mask that shows that you've just delivered a fatal shot to your real father. In a fit of rage, your mother, who is now an emotional wreck, steals the terrorist's gun (he had it hidden behind his back whilst pretending to be your father) and shoots you with it (for killing her husband). The bullet goes through your thigh and leaves you with nothing but tremendous pain. The terrorist quickly disarms your mother and rapes her at gunpoint in front of you and your wounded thigh. Once he's finished, he kills her with a dull blade, removes and eats her heart, and then exits the building. You're left in the cell with your thigh wound. It's not nearly bad enough to kill you on its own...but, unluckily enough, it becomes infected and eventually leads to your contraction of a rare disease that slowly turns your body inside out 1/8th of an inch at a time...starting with the tip of your cock. In the end, you're killed knowing that you killed your father, that your mother died a terrible death, and that her last breath was full of hatred for you. Beat that, fuckers.