I don't know how your mind can think on that sick of a level.
Alright, this isn't creative, because it actually happened. We talked about it in our Criminal Law class today:
This guy in Indy a few years ago shot himself in the head with a shotgun (to commit suicide of course). Anyway, he fucked up, and spent 2 months in the hospital slowly dying from the head wound. *laughs*
-Ugly Bastard