I went out around midnight tonight... run into some friends and had a good time... got home about 10 minutes ago. I got followed by an unmarked cop about 75% of the way from Hoggle's to my house only to get pulled over right in front of my next door neighbor's house.
I got the usual "have you been drinking at all tonight?" schtick then was asked to step out of the car... the motherfucker proceeds to administer the dreaded pen test, he holds a fuckin pen in front of me and asks me to touch it?! So I touched it.
I guess that wasn't good enough because he continues... next I have to follow the pen with my eyes while not moving my head. I do so, but once again, I guess it wasn't enough. I kinda shoot the shit with him for a second, he tells me about all the people he busts for OWI while right in front of where they're going, about some shit at Hardee's and about how the pen test he just gave me is 90-95% accurate at picking out drunk people.
Apparently, I had failed because right after the small talk, when I think he's gonna say "go ahead and pull into your fucking driveway", the suminabitch tells me that he just has one more thing he wants me to do... the breathalizer! I have never been breathalized before (except at parties cause one of my friends is a CJ major, rides w/ cops on occasion, and somehow got his greasy paws on one). Anywho, I was a little concerned... I know that I'm not drunk but what if this little box disagrees like the pen test obviously did?
Ends up that I not only pass, but I wasn't even half of the legal limit.
The moral of the story:
When I say I've only had four beers, I've only had four beers... I'm not gonna lie to you, nigga.
[ March 27, 2004, 03:35 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
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