So here's the dilemma. It's about 1PM on Thursday afternoon and I just woke up from the most horrible night of sleep I have ever had. (Beef, your roomate's bed is fucking horrible.)
But anyways, I'd love to go take a nap in my own, comfortable bed... .but wait. It's covered in red, chunky vomit. MMM... leaves a nice smell in the room too.
Shit, I'll just get up and take a shower.
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