I know I'm supposed to actually be drunk when I post here, but this story makes me giggle so I'm sharing it although I am now sober. Ahem.
Here's an email I wrote last night whilst bombed:
i'm so sorry for eveyghing... you know? god i'm sorry. I wsh I dindt' start all this, I feel horrible. a teolsutely horrible. i can't even type. i'm sorry that i'm writing you now, but hsi is a bad time to write you, because i am a little "indisposed" but i will call you later. i tried clo call you a little while ago and you didn't answer ut as soon as i wake up I will call you again. okay? i thought about you a lot tongiht. i told everytone aobut you. i'm so sorry. so so sorry. i have to sleep.
Only problem? I woke up today and realized instead of sending it to the person it was meant for, I'd accidentally emailed it to myself.
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