three gay guys were in a funeral parlor and they were just buring their dead husbands and they had them creamated and they were sittin out in the parlor and the one gay guy said to the second gay guy....what are u gonna do with your man? he said "well.....my man just loved to fly so im gonna take him up and im gonna just spread his ashes all in the clouds." so the second gay guy said to the first gay guy.....what are u gonna do with your mans ashes? he says "well my man just loved to fish so im gonna take his ashes and spread them over our favorite lake." the third gay guy , he aint said nutin....so the other two gay guys said " what are u gonna do with your mans ashes? he said, "well, my man was the best cook you ever seen he was always in the kitchen. so what im gonna do, im gonna go home, make a big pot of chilie, put his ashes in it, and get me a big bowl, and let him tear my ass up one more time!
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