A young man sits down next to an old man who is gazing over the small Italian village in which he lived. The wise old man, wanting to give the boy some worldly advise said, You see all these houses in this village, I helped build all those houses, you would think they'd call me "Guido the Constructionist!" but they don't he hesitated. I also designed that bridge that goes over the river, you would think they'd call me "Guido the Architect!" but they don't he hesitated again. And you see all the fields of crops, I grew all of that, you would think they'd call me "Guido the Farmer!" but they don't. But I'll tell ya, you fuck one goat.......
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~The Comedian~
[This message has been edited by The Comedian (edited December 04, 2002).]
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