Black Jokes:
Why is there cotton on the top of Tylenol in the bottle?
To remind blacks that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
What did God say when another black baby was born?
OOPS! Burnt another one.
Why don't you run over a black guys bike?
Because it might be your bike.
What's long black and smells like cologne?
The unemployment line.
What do you say to a black man in a three-peice suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubic hair on their head.
What is hard and long on black people?
Third Grade
What is the most confusing holiday in the African American community?
Father's Day
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique Farming Equipment.
How do you get a black man nervous?
Take him to an auction.
What's the difference between a black person and a tire?
When you put chains on the tire it doesn't start singing
Keep Your Eyes on the Prize.
What do you call a black-man that stutters?
A Co-Coon.
Two black guys walk into a bar and they see a white guy in a Klan hat and he says, "no blacks allowed." The black guys say, "didn't you ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?" The guy in the klan hat says, "no, I don't listen to hip hop."
Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 200 bullet holes in him...the local sheriff called it the worst case of suicide he had ever seen in his life.
Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 300lbs of chains wrapped around him...the local sheriff said, "just like a goddamn black guy, stole more chains than he could swim with"
What is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on them.
And the finale...
A Truck Driver has to deliver 330 black Brunswick bowling balls to Arkansas. Along the way he sees a black guy hitchhiking, so he pulls over and says "I'll give ya a ride but there's no room up here in the cab get in the back with the balls." So he does. A little further down the road he sees another black guy with a flat tire on his bike, and he too is lookin' for a ride, so the driver tells him that he'll be glad to give him a ride but he has to ride in back with the balls. He agrees. So just as there getting into Arkansas they get pulled over by a detective and a rookie. The detective tells the rookie to get the drivers credentials and he'll check the cargo. As the rookie is getting the paperwork the detective runs to the front of the truck and tells the driver to get the hell out of Arkansas, so he goes on his way. As the two cops are walking back to the car the rookie asks why he let the driver go and he replied, "son, he had a truck full of Negro eggs, two hatched and one already stole a bike.
I've got quite a few more...just don't feel like posting. I may move on to a different type of people a little later
