Mexicans:
How do you starve a Mexican?
Put his food stamps under his work boots.
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
Why don't Puerto Ricans have a long history of literature?
Spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough...
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Mexican lying in the middle of the street?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.
Why do Mexicans put shit on the wall at their weddings?
To keep flies off the bride.
Why do Mexicans paint their trashcans red and yellow?
So the kids think they're eating @ McDonald's.
What is the best way to circumcise a Mexican?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim are all over here.
Why were there only 200 Mexicans at the migrant camp this year?
They only had 2 vans.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans in Star Trek?
They aren't working anytime in the future either.
What do you call an old Mexican?
Bean Bag
How can you tell a Mexican's not wearing any underwear?
There's dandruff on his shoes.
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