Asians:
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
With dental floss.
How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.
What do you call a drive bye in Chinatown?
A cappachino.
Why don't Chinese play hockey?
Because if they got thrown into the corner they'd make a store.
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