Posted on behalf of St. Anky. He found this joke, and I take NO credit for it whatsoever. Nice find Anky.
Anky's Words:
this one made me chuckle. Plus, i couldnt find the original "joke thread" so i just started a new one.
Please add to taste.
A rabbit is skipping through the woods when it comes upon a giraffe thats smoking a joint. The rabbit runs up to the giraffe and says, "Mr Giraffe, put down those drugs and come run with me in the forest."
So the Giraffe puts down the marijuana and runs through the forest with the rabbit. As the two continue, they happen upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit runs up to the elephant and says,"Mr Elephant, put down those drugs and come run with me in the forest."
So the Elephant looks down at his mirror and blade, sets them down and runs with the rabbit and giraffe through the forest. They then come up to a lion shooting heroin. The rabbit runs up to the lion and says, "Mr Lion, stop doing drugs, put down that needle and come run with me through the forest."
The lion then sets down his needle, grabs the rabbit and starts beating the shit out of it. The elephant and giraffe are horrified by the sight and ask,"Why are you beating him?"
The lion replies, "What him? This motherfucking rabbit gets me to run with his ass around the damn forest everytime he takes ecstasy."
enjoy.
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