So a little boy is riding his bike in New York when he comes upon a police officer on horseback. The police officer asks the boy "Did Santa bring you that bike for Christmas?". The boy says "yep". The officer says "Well, next year you better ask Santa for a bike that doesn't have a flat back tire.". The boy says "Officer, did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?". The officer says "Sure, kid.". The boy says "Well, next year you better ask Santa for a horse that has a dick on the bottom!".
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