A simple suggestion for the announcements would be not to let...shit, let me think of a clever nickname... How about "Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times." Alright, don't let Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times talk. Just put him behind a computer...or near anything else, just so long as that anything else isn't a camera... He honestly has to know that he's laughed at when he tries. His literacy is comparable to a cheetah. Note, I didn't say his land-speed was comparable to a cheetah...or his ability to consume small woodland creatures was comparable to a cheetah, both of those would be compliments. Instead I said that his literacy was comparable to a cheetah...and that's no good.
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